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[Agent of Change]

Disclaimer: I am not a goon I am just a recent and greatly amused visitor to K-town and am fond of birds, things birds do, and bird like things. I support the goon mission here in K-town but should not be mistaken for assuming association.

Edited by Agent of Change, 10 March 2013 - 09:56 AM.

[LaurenceMcFunk]

both of you stop posting

edit: actually i guess one of you is okay so nvm but noesis you do realize that every pubbie moron since the beginning of this game has made the har har fried chicken birds edible god i'm clever "joke" right you are not being original at all and also you're terrible

Edited by LaurenceMcFunk, 10 March 2013 - 10:18 AM.

[Agent of Change]

LaurenceMcFunk, on 10 March 2013 - 10:16 AM, said:

both of you stop posting

edit: actually i guess one of you is okay so nvm but noesis you do realize that every pubbie moron since the beginning of this game has made the har har fried chicken birds edible god i'm clever "joke" right you are not being original at all and also you're terrible

I approve of this post

[LaurenceMcFunk]

thanks

[Agent of Change]

LaurenceMcFunk, on 10 March 2013 - 10:21 AM, said:

thanks

you are most welcome

would you like a bird?

I have many.

[Noesis]

Agent of Change, on 10 March 2013 - 10:20 AM, said:

I approve of this post

I secondly approve of this post

LaurenceMcFunk, on 10 March 2013 - 10:16 AM, said:

both of you stop posting

edit: actually i guess one of you is okay so nvm but noesis you do realize that every pubbie moron since the beginning of this game has made the har har fried chicken birds edible god i'm clever "joke" right you are not being original at all and also you're terrible

Is it the bbq sauce you didn't like, I can change it to a honey glaze or mayonnaise if that is more palatable?

Maybe for originality I could marinade them in jagerbombs?

Might make for some interesting consumables that way perhaps?

Edited by Noesis, 10 March 2013 - 10:29 AM.

[LaurenceMcFunk]

the only pleasure i get from my life these days is being openly antagonistic to pubbies on the mwomercs dot com forums

[Agent of Change]

Noesis, on 10 March 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

Is it the bbq sauce you didn't like, I can change it to a honey glaze or mayonnaise if that is more palatable?

Maybe for originality I could marinade them in jagerbombs?

Might make for some interesting consumables that way perhaps?

I don't like this post.

Birds are nice

you shouldn't eat them

except chicken which is tasty

but not a bird

if it was

it wouldn't be something I'd eat.

See there,

Logic.

[Noesis]

LaurenceMcFunk, on 10 March 2013 - 10:30 AM, said:

the only pleasure i get from my life these days is being openly antagonistic to pubbies on the mwomercs dot com forums

aw, there there ...

[Noesis]

Agent of Change, on 10 March 2013 - 10:32 AM, said:

I don't like this post.

Birds are nice

you shouldn't eat them

except chicken which is tasty

but not a bird

if it was

it wouldn't be something I'd eat.

See there,

Logic.

Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

A: Egg, since I ate it for breakfast and the chicken for dinner.

And I agree with you on the chicken not being food, as I understood it is more appropriately used to test the resilience of windscreens of planes, trains and automobiles as a ballistics object. Even been used in this way as part of the space program. Though apparently best advice is to ensure that you have completely thawed them out first ... this might be similar useful advice to posting on the Goons thread, perhaps.

Edited by Noesis, 10 March 2013 - 10:40 AM.

[LaurenceMcFunk]

shutup nerd

[Agent of Change]

lol

[MechFrog1]

I love the "smells like KFC" response to squawking. Everything you do that you think annoys us is actually very flattering. Including but not exclusive to running your four players off to the side of the map and shutting down rather than playing with us. Proving once and for all that it's the goons that ruin everything.

[Chavette]

Greetings, I hereby present you my question, not to you, but this said group of "goons" you claim to hereby represent.
Why are you guys so bad at this game?

[Ter Ushaka]

Probably because they're too busy ruining the game to be good at it. It's hard work running both a production studio AND a publisher into bankruptcy.

[SPencil]

Birds are tasty.

especially with a nice mint sauce.

But I'm not a fan of KFC

I don't like my fowl fried.

[MechFrog1]

Chavette, on 10 March 2013 - 04:27 PM, said:

Greetings, I hereby present you my question, not to you, but this said group of "goons" you claim to hereby represent.
Why are you guys so bad at this game?

If goons are so bad at this game, and you're so good, we'll never meet in game. Problem solved.

[Agent of Change]

I don't even know

what just happened.

But i will ask a question:

Hey goons,

can you teach

people to speak Squawk?

[Ter Ushaka]

^{I'm pretty sure there's a Rosetta Stone for that.}

[Agent of Change]

I want the stone

with the squawk talk,

I would like that.

Also

liking yourself

will make you

go blind

or make

your keyboard hairy...

i forget which.