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#1141 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 06:52 PM

Dear Goons:

What is your favorite brand of hot dog?

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I will also allow bratwursts and sausages as a replacement, if you are not a fan of hot dogs.

Edited by Ter Ushaka, 22 May 2013 - 06:52 PM.


#1142 moderatepudding

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:02 PM

if you eat meat youre p gross imo, a qt boi im livin with is a meateater and its a huge turnoff, like, all the time. and thats my story about hotdogs hope u liked it

Edited by moderatepudding, 22 May 2013 - 07:03 PM.


#1143 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:10 PM

Was a p.good story!

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:11 PM

View PostWWWWWWWWWWWWW, on 22 May 2013 - 06:35 PM, said:

Speaking of Google and apropos of nothing, Icecase88 what is your opinion on gun rights?


I am glad you asked. Gun rights are fundamental right provided to everyone by our Creator. Not just guns, of course, but any weapon is a fundamental/natural right to carry for any person. Governments do not determine rights they are supposed to protect them. If you look on NationMaster.com and check the per capita murder rates the US isn't even in the top 37 while many countries with extremely restrictive gun laws, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, etc, are all well within the top 37 murder rates in the world. The US is not even in top 50 for rapes per capita. The US is only tied for 16th place in total robbery victims and that isn't even per capita. The stats are from 2006 but not much has really changed in seven years. The US is ranked 3rd in total serious assaults but that is not a per capita ranking which would place the US lower down on the list. The places with the highest gun ownership are the places with the lowest crime in the US. The facts are indisputable. An armed and educated citizenry keeps the government honest which is why such leaders as Mao, Stalin, ******, etc. have all disarmed their citizens. Ghandi even supported gun ownership. Here are some insightful quotes to remember (especially those in restrictive gun law countries):

•James Madison wrote in the Federalist Papers: “Americans have the right and advantage of being armed – unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms.”

•Thomas Jefferson wrote in a proposal for the Virginia Constitution: “No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.”

•Again, James Madison wrote in support of the Second Amendment: “The right of the people to keep and bear … arms shall not be infringed. A well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the best and most natural defense of a free country. …”

•George Mason said: “… to disarm the people – that was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.”

•Noah Webster wrote: “Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any bands of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States.”

•Alexander Hamilton wrote in the Federalist Papers: “… but if circumstances should at any time oblige the government to form an army of any magnitude, that army can never be formidable to the liberties of the people, while there is a large body of citizens, little if at all inferior to them in discipline and use of arms, who stand ready to defend their rights. …”

•Samuel Adams said: “The Constitution shall never be construed … to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.”

•Richard Henry Lee, the initiator of the Declaration of Independence and a member of the Senate that passed the Bill of Rights, wrote: “To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike especially when young, how to use them.”

•Again, Alexander Hamilton wrote in the Federalist Papers: “The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed.”

•Again, Thomas Jefferson wrote in a letter quoted frequently by leftists of the 1960s and 1970s: “And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. … The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

•Patrick Henry said: “Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.”

I noticed my previous post was deleted... did someone QQ about it?

#1145 WWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

Gee, that's sure a wall of text. I wonder if being a gun advocate is part of your job.

EDIT: also all your statistics are hilariously wrong. Like I'm literally busting a gut reading this nonsense

Edited by WWWWWWWWWWWWW, 22 May 2013 - 07:16 PM.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

Rare steaks are best steaks

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:16 PM

View PostSPencil, on 22 May 2013 - 07:13 PM, said:

Rare steaks are best steaks

i ate one last niight and i honestly feel so ****** today

#1148 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:19 PM

View PostOhsh, on 22 May 2013 - 07:16 PM, said:

i ate one last niight and i honestly feel so ****** today

That's because you coated the thing in salt.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:20 PM

View PostTer Ushaka, on 22 May 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:

That's because you coated the thing in salt.

**** you rock salt is gods gift to meat


just as guns are gods gift to murderers

#1150 Kaio-Kerensky x10

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:21 PM

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:21 PM

View PostIceCase88, on 22 May 2013 - 07:11 PM, said:


I am glad you asked. Gun rights are fundamental right provided to everyone by our Creator.

this whole post

will someone please pinch me or clue me in on the joke

o m g

dying irl

#1152 IceCase88

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:30 PM

View PostWWWWWWWWWWWWW, on 22 May 2013 - 07:13 PM, said:

Gee, that's sure a wall of text. I wonder if being a gun advocate is part of your job.

EDIT: also all your statistics are hilariously wrong. Like I'm literally busting a gut reading this nonsense


Nope... don't get paid to advocate for gun ownership. It is just everyones' natural to defend themselves against people who wish to do them harm (i.e. fellow citizens, government, wild animals). If you feel the stats are wrong dispute them. Otherwise you can wallow in your ignorance.

http://www.nationmas...om/about_us.php

Before you start talking about gun control be sure you familiarize yourself with the topic. Pick up a firearm in the presence of a trained firearms instructor at a gun range and take a few shots. If you have never fired a gun then you do not know what you are talking about. Guns don't kill people... people kill people. More people are killed with knives and hammers than with firearms. Are you going to take away knives and hammers? More people are killed in traffic accidents than firearms. Are you going to take away cars? More people were killed with hands and feet than with firearms. Are you going to take away hands and feet? lol

I am still waiting for one of the Goons to address Goon activity in Star Wars: Galaxies, WoW, Second Life, etc.. Since the activities in these games add to the negative perception of Goons. I really enjoyed the take on Goon activity in Eve. It made me chuckle. The devs encourage you to lie, cheat, and steal. I know scamming is a skill in the game but I highly doubt they encourage you to lie, cheat, and steal.

Edited by IceCase88, 22 May 2013 - 07:43 PM.


#1153 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:30 PM

I prefer a nice kosher hot dog myself. Topped with some mild chili, a smattering of diced onions and a bit of cole slaw. Delicious.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:42 PM

View PostIceCase88, on 22 May 2013 - 07:30 PM, said:


Before you start talking about gun control be sure you familiarize yourself with the topic. Pick up a firearm in the presence of a trained firearms instructor at a gun range and take a few shots. If you have never fired a gun then you do not know what you are talking about. Guns don't kill people... people kill people.

FYI this does not make you educated on gun control. hth.


edit: off topic, but are you one of those guys who has a plan for what happens in a zombie apocalypse?

Edited by Ohsh, 22 May 2013 - 07:45 PM.


#1155 WWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:42 PM

Kosher hotdogs are better because they got more of GunGod's blessings in them.

Edited by WWWWWWWWWWWWW, 22 May 2013 - 07:43 PM.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:45 PM

Before you talk about giant robots, make sure you familiarize yourself with the topic. Pilot a giant robot in the presence of a trained giant robot instructor at a giant robot range, and take a few shots at other giant robots. If you've never piloted a giant robot, then you do not know what you are talking about.

#1157 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:46 PM

View PostZharot, on 22 May 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

Before you talk about giant robots, make sure you familiarize yourself with the topic. Pilot a giant robot in the presence of a trained giant robot instructor at a giant robot range, and take a few shots at other giant robots. If you've never piloted a giant robot, then you do not know what you are talking about.

Robots don't kill people, kosher hot dogs kill people?

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:49 PM

Hot dogs don't kill people, Firearms Industry Executive Consultants do (with brain aneurisms from their really crappy logic.)

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:53 PM

Ice, are you going to apologize for the accusation of fraud or are you going to take the same tactic that most goon haters use when confronted with facts?

#1160 WWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:55 PM

Hey man, when you're accused of fraud it is up to YOU to disprove it, not the ***** slandering people randomly. Now, if you would please excuse me, I have to use my infallible logic to imprison all of reddit for child abuse and pedophilia.



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