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[DeadMeat85]

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The Mittani, on 19 June 2012 - 12:17 AM, said:


To the neglected citizens of the Federated Suns, shadowed in ignorance, feudalism, and illiteracy, I, The Mittani of House Lowtax, Coordinator (Chancellor, too) of the Capellan Confederation, King of Space, King of Internet Robots, the Worst Person On The Internet, Scourge of Man-Children, and Feathered-God-King of the Tetatae, bequeath unto you the following sage wisdom:

"Single autocrat backed by a team structure to avoid burnout; abhor democracy, councils and e-honor."

It is with this wisdom that I have gently guided the beating hearts of some nine thousand internet spaceship pilots and managed a coalition of some additional twenty thousand though various no-holds-barred internet space wars. I give you this wisdom as a gift, knowing full well that you will probably be unable to read these words, but fear not! As Coordinator/Chancellor, once I bring the sacred Word of Lowtax to your feudal colonies, I will implement the same universal education and health care that your own leaders have failed to provide your neglected citizenry, so that you may one day read this sacred post and bask in the glory my House.

I wish you all the best in your internet robot-driving endeavors, with the proviso that we are going to do our level best to, er, level your House.

Yours in TENBUX,

His Majesty The Mittani of the House of Lowtax, King of Space, King of Robots, Divine Feathered-King of the Tetaetae, First Lord of the Star League, First of His Name, By the Grace of God, Of the Confederation of Sian, Capella, Victoria, St. Ives, and Liao and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Confederation, Commander in Chief of the Death Commandos, Second Lord of the Star League Too, Inner Spheroid Representative of the Tetatae, Rightful Claimant to the Sarna March and its Constituent Territories of Sirius, Keid, New Home, Bryant, Small World, Epsilon Indi, Ingress, Procyon, Carver V, Epsilon Eridani, Sheratan, Fletcher, Talitha, Van Diemen IV, Outreach, Terra Firma, Woodstock, Ronel, Tybalt, Tigress, Achernar, Hall, Wasat, Elgin, Capolla, Acamar, Bharat, Hamal, Yangtze, Tikonov, Hsien, Nanking, Arboris, Azha, Slocum, Alrescha, Kansu, Tall Trees, Menkalinan, Salph, New Canton, Zurich, Aldebaran, Liao, Ningpo, Algol, Buchlau, Gan Singh, Pleione, Poznan, Styk, Shensi, St. Andre, Hunan, Menkar, Foochow, Jonathan, Tsitsang, Wei, Shipka, Foot Fall, Second Try, Palos, Zaurak, New Macao, Highspire, Mandate, Matsu, Elnath, Yunnah, Phact, Wazan, Old Kentucky, Corey, Ulan Bator, Tsinghai, Chamdo, Camperton, Lesalles, Raballa, Bora, Quernoy, Sarmaxa, Sakhalin, Kaifeng, Truth, Hellgoland, Remshield, Tsingtao and Sama, Rightful Claimant to the Cappelan March and its constituent territories of Sonnia, Mira, Mesartim, Almach, Halloran V, Demeter, Chesterton, Ulan Batar, Algot, New Aragon, Valexa, Ashkium, Goshen, Bell, Axton, Morvian, Cala, Perkasie, Gallitzin, Orbisonia, Lee, Cammal, Monhegan, Daniels, Alcyone, Shoreham, Redfield, Stein's Folly, Quittacas, Royalston, Weekapaug, Scituate, Kittery, Gurnet, Spica, Mentasta, Beid, Haappajarvi, Corella, Atlas, Tecumseh, Beten Kaitos, Emerson, Smolensk, Andro, Bethel, Monongahela, Novaya Zemlya, Kluane, Wappingers, Kathil, Ziliang, Uravan, Immenstadt, Velhas, Manapire, Weatogue, Ikast, Verlo, Kafr Silim, Jonzac, Safe Port, Hadnall, Bacum, Colocallao, Sirdar, Abruzzi, Glentworth, Courcellete, Ashley, Shaunavon, Frazer, Mendham, Horsham, Bromhead, Avigalt, Narellan, Beenleigh, Jaipur, Alucara, Taygeta, Mandaree, Wrentham, Ridgebrook, Merope, Maia, Electra, Robsart, Flintoft, Diefenbaker, Carmichael, Linsday, Brockway, Midale, Carmacks, Ogilvie, Fortymile, Seikulmun, Kigamboni, Cumberland, Mordialloc, Wernke, Hobbs, Okains, Hobson, Kaitangata, New Syrtis, Oltepesi, Birqash, Firgove, Brusett, Lothair, Hyalite, Drienfontein, Kiserian, Marodzi, Enchi, Die Moot, Keutervile, Anaheim, Weippe and Warren, Rightful Claimant to New Avalon and All Its Governed Territories and Protector of the Sphere.

TL:DR

Edited by DeadMeat85, 18 June 2012 - 11:22 PM.

[Vandamsel]

Sup mittens.

[T C Baxter]

You're who again?

[The Mittani]

Vandamsel, on 18 June 2012 - 11:20 PM, said:

Sup mittens.

nm, chilling

there's only one way to effectively run a large org at war, feel free to ignore it and get crushed! my post is 110% realtalk.

His Majesty The Mittani of the House of Lowtax, King of Space, King of Robots, Divine Feathered-King of the Tetaetae, First Lord of the Star League, First of His Name, By the Grace of God, Of the Confederation of Sian, Capella, Victoria, St. Ives, and Liao and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Confederation, Commander in Chief of the Death Commandos, Second Lord of the Star League Too, Inner Spheroid Representative of the Tetatae, Rightful Claimant to the Sarna March and its Constituent Territories of Sirius, Keid, New Home, Bryant, Small World, Epsilon Indi, Ingress, Procyon, Carver V, Epsilon Eridani, Sheratan, Fletcher, Talitha, Van Diemen IV, Outreach, Terra Firma, Woodstock, Ronel, Tybalt, Tigress, Achernar, Hall, Wasat, Elgin, Capolla, Acamar, Bharat, Hamal, Yangtze, Tikonov, Hsien, Nanking, Arboris, Azha, Slocum, Alrescha, Kansu, Tall Trees, Menkalinan, Salph, New Canton, Zurich, Aldebaran, Liao, Ningpo, Algol, Buchlau, Gan Singh, Pleione, Poznan, Styk, Shensi, St. Andre, Hunan, Menkar, Foochow, Jonathan, Tsitsang, Wei, Shipka, Foot Fall, Second Try, Palos, Zaurak, New Macao, Highspire, Mandate, Matsu, Elnath, Yunnah, Phact, Wazan, Old Kentucky, Corey, Ulan Bator, Tsinghai, Chamdo, Camperton, Lesalles, Raballa, Bora, Quernoy, Sarmaxa, Sakhalin, Kaifeng, Truth, Hellgoland, Remshield, Tsingtao and Sama, Rightful Claimant to the Cappelan March and its constituent territories of Sonnia, Mira, Mesartim, Almach, Halloran V, Demeter, Chesterton, Ulan Batar, Algot, New Aragon, Valexa, Ashkium, Goshen, Bell, Axton, Morvian, Cala, Perkasie, Gallitzin, Orbisonia, Lee, Cammal, Monhegan, Daniels, Alcyone, Shoreham, Redfield, Stein's Folly, Quittacas, Royalston, Weekapaug, Scituate, Kittery, Gurnet, Spica, Mentasta, Beid, Haappajarvi, Corella, Atlas, Tecumseh, Beten Kaitos, Emerson, Smolensk, Andro, Bethel, Monongahela, Novaya Zemlya, Kluane, Wappingers, Kathil, Ziliang, Uravan, Immenstadt, Velhas, Manapire, Weatogue, Ikast, Verlo, Kafr Silim, Jonzac, Safe Port, Hadnall, Bacum, Colocallao, Sirdar, Abruzzi, Glentworth, Courcellete, Ashley, Shaunavon, Frazer, Mendham, Horsham, Bromhead, Avigalt, Narellan, Beenleigh, Jaipur, Alucara, Taygeta, Mandaree, Wrentham, Ridgebrook, Merope, Maia, Electra, Robsart, Flintoft, Diefenbaker, Carmichael, Linsday, Brockway, Midale, Carmacks, Ogilvie, Fortymile, Seikulmun, Kigamboni, Cumberland, Mordialloc, Wernke, Hobbs, Okains, Hobson, Kaitangata, New Syrtis, Oltepesi, Birqash, Firgove, Brusett, Lothair, Hyalite, Drienfontein, Kiserian, Marodzi, Enchi, Die Moot, Keutervile, Anaheim, Weippe and Warren, Rightful Claimant to New Avalon and All Its Governed Territories and Protector of the Sphere.

Edited by The Mittani, 18 June 2012 - 11:23 PM.

[ak12546]

The Mittani, on 18 June 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:

To the neglected citizens of the Federated Suns, shadowed in ignorance, feudalism, and illiteracy, I, The Mittani of House Lowtax, Coordinator (Chancellor, too) of the Capellan Confederation, King of Space, King of Internet Robots, the Worst Person On The Internet, Scourge of Man-Children, and Feathered-God-King of the Tetatae, bequeath unto you the following sage wisdom:

"Single autocrat backed by a team structure to avoid burnout; abhor democracy, councils and e-honor."

It is with this wisdom that I have gently guided the beating hearts of some nine thousand internet spaceship pilots and managed a coalition of some additional twenty thousand though various no-holds-barred internet space wars. I give you this wisdom as a gift, knowing full well that you will probably be unable to read these words, but fear not! As Coordinator/Chancellor, once I bring the sacred Word of Lowtax to your feudal colonies, I will implement the same universal education and health care that your own leaders have failed to provide your neglected citizenry, so that you may one day read this sacred post and bask in the glory my House.

I wish you all the best in your internet robot-driving endeavors, with the proviso that we are going to do our level best to, er, level your House.

Yours in TENBUX,

His Majesty The Mittani of the House of Lowtax, King of Space, King of Robots, Divine Feathered-King of the Tetaetae, First Lord of the Star League, First of His Name, By the Grace of God, Of the Confederation of Sian, Capella, Victoria, St. Ives, and Liao and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Confederation, Commander in Chief of the Death Commandos, Second Lord of the Star League Too, Inner Spheroid Representative of the Tetatae, Rightful Claimant to the Sarna March and its Constituent Territories of Sirius, Keid, New Home, Bryant, Small World, Epsilon Indi, Ingress, Procyon, Carver V, Epsilon Eridani, Sheratan, Fletcher, Talitha, Van Diemen IV, Outreach, Terra Firma, Woodstock, Ronel, Tybalt, Tigress, Achernar, Hall, Wasat, Elgin, Capolla, Acamar, Bharat, Hamal, Yangtze, Tikonov, Hsien, Nanking, Arboris, Azha, Slocum, Alrescha, Kansu, Tall Trees, Menkalinan, Salph, New Canton, Zurich, Aldebaran, Liao, Ningpo, Algol, Buchlau, Gan Singh, Pleione, Poznan, Styk, Shensi, St. Andre, Hunan, Menkar, Foochow, Jonathan, Tsitsang, Wei, Shipka, Foot Fall, Second Try, Palos, Zaurak, New Macao, Highspire, Mandate, Matsu, Elnath, Yunnah, Phact, Wazan, Old Kentucky, Corey, Ulan Bator, Tsinghai, Chamdo, Camperton, Lesalles, Raballa, Bora, Quernoy, Sarmaxa, Sakhalin, Kaifeng, Truth, Hellgoland, Remshield, Tsingtao and Sama, Rightful Claimant to the Cappelan March and its constituent territories of Sonnia, Mira, Mesartim, Almach, Halloran V, Demeter, Chesterton, Ulan Batar, Algot, New Aragon, Valexa, Ashkium, Goshen, Bell, Axton, Morvian, Cala, Perkasie, Gallitzin, Orbisonia, Lee, Cammal, Monhegan, Daniels, Alcyone, Shoreham, Redfield, Stein's Folly, Quittacas, Royalston, Weekapaug, Scituate, Kittery, Gurnet, Spica, Mentasta, Beid, Haappajarvi, Corella, Atlas, Tecumseh, Beten Kaitos, Emerson, Smolensk, Andro, Bethel, Monongahela, Novaya Zemlya, Kluane, Wappingers, Kathil, Ziliang, Uravan, Immenstadt, Velhas, Manapire, Weatogue, Ikast, Verlo, Kafr Silim, Jonzac, Safe Port, Hadnall, Bacum, Colocallao, Sirdar, Abruzzi, Glentworth, Courcellete, Ashley, Shaunavon, Frazer, Mendham, Horsham, Bromhead, Avigalt, Narellan, Beenleigh, Jaipur, Alucara, Taygeta, Mandaree, Wrentham, Ridgebrook, Merope, Maia, Electra, Robsart, Flintoft, Diefenbaker, Carmichael, Linsday, Brockway, Midale, Carmacks, Ogilvie, Fortymile, Seikulmun, Kigamboni, Cumberland, Mordialloc, Wernke, Hobbs, Okains, Hobson, Kaitangata, New Syrtis, Oltepesi, Birqash, Firgove, Brusett, Lothair, Hyalite, Drienfontein, Kiserian, Marodzi, Enchi, Die Moot, Keutervile, Anaheim, Weippe and Warren, Rightful Claimant to New Avalon and All Its Governed Territories and Protector of the Sphere.

Arthur: I am your King!
Woman: Well i didnt vote for you

[Radivnal]

An organization the size of a House can only operate on the premise of a single leader if the entire faction acknowledges that leader's superiority. And the denizens of the internet, being who they are, would never settle for it. Particularly in an MMO. Even you, Mittani. Only a portion of House Liao acknowledges you as a leader.

[Azantia]

ak12546, on 18 June 2012 - 11:23 PM, said:

Arthur: I am your King!
Woman: Well i didnt vote for you

Absolute win......but not as much as the dirty pelican

[Arkas]

The Mittani, on 18 June 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:

To the neglected citizens of the Federated Suns, shadowed in ignorance, feudalism, and illiteracy, I, The Mittani of House Lowtax, Coordinator (Chancellor, too) of the Capellan Confederation, King of Space, King of Internet Robots, the Worst Person On The Internet, Scourge of Man-Children, and Feathered-God-King of the Tetatae, bequeath unto you the following sage wisdom:

"Single autocrat backed by a team structure to avoid burnout; abhor democracy, councils and e-honor."

It is with this wisdom that I have gently guided the beating hearts of some nine thousand internet spaceship pilots and managed a coalition of some additional twenty thousand though various no-holds-barred internet space wars. I give you this wisdom as a gift, knowing full well that you will probably be unable to read these words, but fear not! As Coordinator/Chancellor, once I bring the sacred Word of Lowtax to your feudal colonies, I will implement the same universal education and health care that your own leaders have failed to provide your neglected citizenry, so that you may one day read this sacred post and bask in the glory my House.

I wish you all the best in your internet robot-driving endeavors, with the proviso that we are going to do our level best to, er, level your House.

Yours in TENBUX,

His Majesty The Mittani of the House of Lowtax, King of Space, King of Robots, Divine Feathered-King of the Tetaetae, First Lord of the Star League, First of His Name, By the Grace of God, Of the Confederation of Sian, Capella, Victoria, St. Ives, and Liao and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Confederation, Commander in Chief of the Death Commandos, Second Lord of the Star League Too, Inner Spheroid Representative of the Tetatae, Rightful Claimant to the Sarna March and its Constituent Territories of Sirius, Keid, New Home, Bryant, Small World, Epsilon Indi, Ingress, Procyon, Carver V, Epsilon Eridani, Sheratan, Fletcher, Talitha, Van Diemen IV, Outreach, Terra Firma, Woodstock, Ronel, Tybalt, Tigress, Achernar, Hall, Wasat, Elgin, Capolla, Acamar, Bharat, Hamal, Yangtze, Tikonov, Hsien, Nanking, Arboris, Azha, Slocum, Alrescha, Kansu, Tall Trees, Menkalinan, Salph, New Canton, Zurich, Aldebaran, Liao, Ningpo, Algol, Buchlau, Gan Singh, Pleione, Poznan, Styk, Shensi, St. Andre, Hunan, Menkar, Foochow, Jonathan, Tsitsang, Wei, Shipka, Foot Fall, Second Try, Palos, Zaurak, New Macao, Highspire, Mandate, Matsu, Elnath, Yunnah, Phact, Wazan, Old Kentucky, Corey, Ulan Bator, Tsinghai, Chamdo, Camperton, Lesalles, Raballa, Bora, Quernoy, Sarmaxa, Sakhalin, Kaifeng, Truth, Hellgoland, Remshield, Tsingtao and Sama, Rightful Claimant to the Cappelan March and its constituent territories of Sonnia, Mira, Mesartim, Almach, Halloran V, Demeter, Chesterton, Ulan Batar, Algot, New Aragon, Valexa, Ashkium, Goshen, Bell, Axton, Morvian, Cala, Perkasie, Gallitzin, Orbisonia, Lee, Cammal, Monhegan, Daniels, Alcyone, Shoreham, Redfield, Stein's Folly, Quittacas, Royalston, Weekapaug, Scituate, Kittery, Gurnet, Spica, Mentasta, Beid, Haappajarvi, Corella, Atlas, Tecumseh, Beten Kaitos, Emerson, Smolensk, Andro, Bethel, Monongahela, Novaya Zemlya, Kluane, Wappingers, Kathil, Ziliang, Uravan, Immenstadt, Velhas, Manapire, Weatogue, Ikast, Verlo, Kafr Silim, Jonzac, Safe Port, Hadnall, Bacum, Colocallao, Sirdar, Abruzzi, Glentworth, Courcellete, Ashley, Shaunavon, Frazer, Mendham, Horsham, Bromhead, Avigalt, Narellan, Beenleigh, Jaipur, Alucara, Taygeta, Mandaree, Wrentham, Ridgebrook, Merope, Maia, Electra, Robsart, Flintoft, Diefenbaker, Carmichael, Linsday, Brockway, Midale, Carmacks, Ogilvie, Fortymile, Seikulmun, Kigamboni, Cumberland, Mordialloc, Wernke, Hobbs, Okains, Hobson, Kaitangata, New Syrtis, Oltepesi, Birqash, Firgove, Brusett, Lothair, Hyalite, Drienfontein, Kiserian, Marodzi, Enchi, Die Moot, Keutervile, Anaheim, Weippe and Warren, Rightful Claimant to New Avalon and All Its Governed Territories and Protector of the Sphere.

Hello Marty Stu, how long did it take you to copy paste that from your notepad .txt file? So are you the high and mighty guy solely worthy of controlling that Bob/Steve/Dave guy? Seriously he's the only person capable of doing a 180 so fast it'd leave a chicken's neck broken and still alive running around.

So Marty stu, does someone like you think they could ever successfully not fail at leadership? Or being a faux one? Anyways do you think that, without a shadow of a doubt, that a centralized command would ever work? Do you know the air speed of an unladen swallow? Do you always have angry cats gnaw on your member's brains?

[Azantia]

Arkas, on 18 June 2012 - 11:28 PM, said:

Hello Marty Stu, how long did it take you to copy paste that from your notepad .txt file? So are you the high and mighty guy solely worthy of controlling that Bob/Steve/Dave guy? Seriously he's the only person capable of doing a 180 so fast it'd leave a chicken's neck broken and still alive running around.

So Marty stu, does someone like you think they could ever successfully not fail at leadership? Or being a faux one? Anyways do you think that, without a shadow of a doubt, that a centralized command would ever work? Do you know the air speed of an unladen swallow? Do you always have angry cats gnaw on your member's brains?

All valid questions, please answer.

[ak12546]

for your information

Edited by ak12546, 18 June 2012 - 11:31 PM.

[Harabec Weathers]

That mousepad is worthless (much like this thread). It doesn't specify if its an African or European specimen.

Edited by Harabec Weathers, 18 June 2012 - 11:35 PM.

[Radivnal]

Harabec Weathers, on 18 June 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

That mousepad is worthless (much like this thread). It doesn't specify if its an African or European specimen.

I'd take my hat off.

But I already did that.

Would you like a sock?

[Bludhawk]

Harabec Weathers, on 18 June 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

That mousepad is worthless (much like this thread). It doesn't specify if its an African or European specimen.

Good job! Now you just ejected him across the landscape!

p.s. Dig the name, always liked Starsiege.

[ak12546]

The worlds dirtiest pelican

[Azantia]

ak12546, on 18 June 2012 - 11:38 PM, said:

The worlds dirtiest pelican

That is one angry pelican....or happy....I cant tell.....

[ChowderExpress]

Reading is difficult when you were never shown how. Worry not we will free the heck out of you and give you basic education even if you don't want it.

[DeadMeat85]

Harabec Weathers, on 18 June 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

That mousepad is worthless (much like this thread). It doesn't specify if its an African or European specimen.

Radivnal, on 18 June 2012 - 11:36 PM, said:

I'd take my hat off.

But I already did that.

Would you like a sock?

Two socks for you Sir.

[ak12546]

i can like my own post too! SEE!

Edited by ak12546, 18 June 2012 - 11:42 PM.

[Azantia]

ChowderExpress, on 18 June 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

Reading is difficult when you were never shown how. Worry not we will free the heck out of you and give you basic education even if you don't want it.

Umm, you liked your own post? what kind of a [REDACTED] does that?

How many goons does it take?

Edited for truth : like button enabled!

Edited by Azantia, 18 June 2012 - 11:43 PM.

[Silent]

Radivnal, on 18 June 2012 - 11:24 PM, said:

An organization the size of a House can only operate on the premise of a single leader if the entire faction acknowledges that leader's superiority. And the denizens of the internet, being who they are, would never settle for it. Particularly in an MMO. Even you, Mittani. Only a portion of House Liao acknowledges you as a leader.

It really doesn't matter if the rest of House Liao acknowledges and accepts us. We're going to carry the faction regardless.