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[Big Tin Man]

Aylward, on 22 June 2015 - 04:32 AM, said:

2 beef and cheddars, potato cakes and a jamocha shake for me please while you're sending out...

We were actually going to feed the new recruits some ground surrat & cheese whiz sandwiches and tell them it was Arbys. They wouldn't actually know the difference.

(ahem) I mean COMING RIGHT UP AYLWARD. Nothing but the best for our friends in the HHoD top brass!

Edited by Big Tin Man, 22 June 2015 - 01:29 PM.

[Aylward]

awww....who made you edit that post ?? LOL.. I was just gonna say, for that price I better get a couple turnovers thrown in...

[Big Tin Man]

I'll have your 'turnovers' as soon as kileek is back from latrine duty.

And I figured it was better not to discuss the actual amount in our unit coffers in front of everyone, or else the recruits will start bitching about pay. Which is ample.

Edited by Big Tin Man, 22 June 2015 - 04:08 PM.

[Fang01]

Is Arbys still an option cause I can quit and rejoin...

[Aylward]

Dunno..I never got my Beef and Cheddars...

[Philip Ackerly]

I've been told that CW is a whole lot better in a unit, I'd like to join.

[Big Tin Man]

Kerry Hart, on 28 June 2015 - 09:06 PM, said:

I've been told that CW is a whole lot better in a unit, I'd like to join.

Awesome! Drop Asaru an application and get on TeamSpeak. The C4 channels are a ways down the list, but there's usually a couple of us on. CW is much better in a group, and even just regular drops with communication and strategy.

And don't follow weagles.

[Big Tin Man]

Aylward, on 28 June 2015 - 07:32 AM, said:

Dunno..I never got my Beef and Cheddars...

These Surats are damn hard to catch and have made a mess of the kitchen. There's poop everywhere.

[Ephraim Kerensky]

I'd like to join if I can. Light mech pilot, mainly Spiders.

[Kileek]

Hop onto the davion TS server and scroll down til you find us. Drop with us for a bit and see if you enjoy hanging with us on the cool side of the Davion border. If no one is on but Asaru and he is locked away in the CO room just 'poke' him with the message "Kileek says hi" until he responds.

[Fang01]

Join in the next fifteen minutes and receive a years supply of turtle wax and a soggy coupon for free fries with purchase of a whopper sandwich at participating burger kings!

*supplies limited, super limited, like zero squared. Maybe you can wax the car with warm spit instead? Its what ma would have done. No answer on the fries though. Check between the seats? Some usually fall down there. They don't degrade either, aint you seen those pics on facebook? TOTALLY still good to eat, go ahead, I'll wait.

[Big Tin Man]

Khajja nar Jatargk, on 05 July 2015 - 12:17 AM, said:

Join in the next fifteen minutes and receive a years supply of turtle wax and a soggy coupon for free fries with purchase of a whopper sandwich at participating burger kings!

*supplies limited, super limited, like zero squared. Maybe you can wax the car with warm spit instead? Its what ma would have done. No answer on the fries though. Check between the seats? Some usually fall down there. They don't degrade either, aint you seen those pics on facebook? TOTALLY still good to eat, go ahead, I'll wait.

Why has my turtle wax been replaced with a tub of earwax? How am I supposed to polish up my mech to parade shine with this crap?

And seriously, how did you even get this much earwax? Stop by the medbay and get checked out man.

Edited by Big Tin Man, 06 July 2015 - 10:40 AM.

[Fang01]

I DO go through an overlord's worth of q-tips in a month...

[Big Tin Man]

Khajja nar Jatargk, on 06 July 2015 - 04:11 PM, said:

I DO go through an overlord's worth of q-tips in a month...

Is that what happened to our arby's delivery? Replaced by q-tips? Asaru is gonna be PISSED.

[Fang01]

Big Tin Man, on 08 July 2015 - 12:43 PM, said:

Is that what happened to our arby's delivery? Replaced by q-tips? Asaru is gonna be PISSED.

Nah the delivery leopard caught the Y3k bug and the onboard computer began emphatically claiming that it was a 13th century comedian named Turdbert and the ship was last seen slamming into the corona of the system primary. It is unknown whether the navicomp was similarly affected by the computer's malfunction or if the crew intentionally guided the craft in to stop the terrible jokes.

Either way the roast beef and maple bacon were burned to a crisp on impact. Total loss, uninsured.

[Revengex]

Hey you C4.. My unit died, (Please no Viagra jokes) and I am looking for a ultra serious, push up issuing, mandatory meeting, rank implementing, uniform inspecting, high drama, "you are here to do our bidding," "what the hell were you thinking recruit?" kinda of unit to avoid.

Or you...maybe.

What do I have to do to let you join me...uh reverse that, prevent me from joining you.. No Thats not it either, hell... WHO WANTS BEER?

We are on the clock here so ...Make it fast.

[Tsula]

Revengex, on 16 July 2015 - 08:47 PM, said:

Hey you C4.. My unit died, (Please no Viagra jokes) and I am looking for a ultra serious, push up issuing, mandatory meeting, rank implementing, uniform inspecting, high drama, "you are here to do our bidding," "what the hell were you thinking recruit?" kinda of unit to avoid.

Or you...maybe.

What do I have to do to let you join me...uh reverse that, prevent me from joining you.. No Thats not it either, hell... WHO WANTS BEER?

We are on the clock here so ...Make it fast.

Hey Revengex we are not a ultra serious unit we play to really have fun and sometimes we just really lay the smack down other times we get the hammer on us. Best way to find out if you'll fit it so drop with us a couple times in team speak and to fill out a recruitment form on our site. all the info is in my sig. oh we are about half way down on the team speak channels. Any other question feel free to ask sorry for the delay in response. We do have beer thou

[Big Tin Man]

Revengex, on 16 July 2015 - 08:47 PM, said:

What do I have to do to let you join me...uh reverse that, prevent me from joining you.. No Thats not it either, hell... WHO WANTS BEER?

We are on the clock here so ...Make it fast.

I'm pretty sure Mr. 12 pack has your application paperwork on the inside of the box. Hand it over and we'll look for it.

Jump onto the house davion teamspeak and scroll down to the C4 channels. Formal application is here: http://c4mercs.enjin.com/recruitment and is mostly a formality for the top brass guys to know someone new brought beer.

[poopenshire]

Finegan, You scratched my paint again!

[Big Tin Man]

Hey poopenshire, did you buy some new paint this last weekend? We want something new to scratch.