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[Smeehee]

And some say he's violated all of the Ares Conventions but one, and that's because he doesn't own a duck. All we know is, he's called The Garth.

[Solis Obscuri]

Some say the PPC on his CDA-3C fires his own Cicada backwards across the lagbarrier, and that he's the reason Memegenerator is always broken.

All we know is, he's the Garth.

[Vamboozle]

Some say he gets an extra 5kph out of his Cicada by shaving it's legs. All we know is, he's Garth!

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that he created the Geneva Convention as a personal challenge, and that any map he plays on is "Night" because the lights are too scared to turn on... all we know is, he's called the 'Garth'!

[Renegat]

Some says that his cicada can go at ludicrous speed and his tag can cut a mech in two. But all we know is, he's called The Garth!

[Kain Reicz]

Some says that when during his fight with Star League Hero his Cicada was critically damaged and defenseless, he destroyed enemy Atlas only using two machinegun rounds he always keeps in his pocket... But all we know is, he's called The Garth!

[Navid A1]

Some say that he has a gauss rifle on his cicada that fires backwards... and he always charges the enemy in reverse so he can fire on the ravens, pounding at his "back" door... all we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Spoo Hunter]

Some say his tears are adhesive and that he is terrified of ducks, all we know is he is called Garth.

[Rustycan]

Some say he wears fur lined underwear and enjoys electroshock therapy, All we know is, he's called The Garth.

[Fitzbattleaxe]

Some say he was the original inspiration for the Twilight books, and that his favorite color is fuchsia. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Karosma]

Some say he's an Urbanmech Taxidermist, and that when he removes his neurohelmet, he's actually Michael Schumacher. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Jorgen]

Some say he runs his AC/20 with no ammunition at all. He kills his opponents with mind bullets.

[Roadkill]

Some say the whole "Unseen" thing is just a cover-up for a mishap during a "friendly" with his Cicada, and that he wears an orange traffic cone instead of a neurohelmet while in combat. All we know is, he's called The Garth!

[Castigatus]

Some say that hes permenantly wired into his mech and that a pint of his sweat can fuel an armoured regiment for a year, all we know is hes called The Garth

[Mason Grimm]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

Boy does he have you fooled!

[Hurricane Bob]

Some say that he won tokyo drift piloting a urbanmech in reverse, ..all we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Karl Split]

Some say he has a pet duck in his cockpit that lays eggs made entirely out of cheese and his circada has developed self-awareness... all we know is, he's called the 'Garth'!

[Dankh]

Some say he has had all of his muscles surgically replaced with myomers and that binary is his native language...all we know is, he is the Garth

[thehwdge]

some say he used to be a mechwarrior, but then he took an artemis too the L-Knee actuator, all we know is he is garth

Edited by thehwdge, 26 January 2013 - 07:15 PM.

[Karosma]

Some say his left eye has built-in advanced zoom, and his left ******** powers his Cicada. All we know, he is called The Garth.