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#141 Majer

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 09:35 PM

„Some say he can mount ER PPC on Spider-5V, and his Catapult is able to duck… All we know is, he's called Garth.”

„Some say that lights a cigarette by aiming own flamer at cockpit, and his coolant is a chilled Polish vodka… All we know is, he's called Garth.”

Edited by Majer, 26 January 2013 - 09:36 PM.


#142 Codejack

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

Um, no, the Stig is good....

#143 Dirus Nigh

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 09:58 PM

Some say he can drink the NGNG crew under the table, and he drinks coolant instead of beer...all we know is, hes called Garth.

Edited by Dirus Nigh, 26 January 2013 - 09:58 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:45 AM

Some say he eats PPC's for lunch, and that if approched from the right angle its possible to see his flower tattoo, all we know, is he is called Garth

#145 F1yC4sual

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:32 PM

View PostMajer, on 26 January 2013 - 09:35 PM, said:

„Some say he can mount ER PPC on Spider-5V, and his Catapult is able to duck… All we know is, he's called Garth.”

„Some say that lights a cigarette by aiming own flamer at cockpit, and his coolant is a chilled Polish vodka… All we know is, he's called Garth.”

WODKA ZOLADKOWA GORZKA! @Majer

#146 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:42 PM

View PostGarth Erlam, on 25 January 2013 - 08:21 PM, said:

Some say his skills are overrated... and are never heard from again, and that he is the only man to say no to Russ... and live. All we know is, he's called The Garth!

(Sorry guys I have no idea how to respond to this, I am overwhelmed and in shock.)

HEY HEY HEY the STIG doesnt TALK O.o

View PostDankh, on 26 January 2013 - 04:14 PM, said:

Some say he has had all of his muscles surgically replaced with myomers and that binary is his native language...all we know is, he is the Garth


from page one

View Postder langsamere, on 25 January 2013 - 01:32 PM, said:

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are myomer enhanced... all we know is, he's called the Garth!


you guys think alike

#147 TokenWhiteGuy

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:58 PM

Some say he equips is cicada with only TAGs in an 8 man premade full of Hunchback 4P's. And some say he is not just a man, but in fact a miniature atlas. All we know is, His name is Garth!

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 08:26 PM

Some say his presence causes soundcards to spontaneously play Wagner and that under his PGI t-shirt, he wears a necklace of Catapult ears.... All we know is; he's called the Garth!

#149 Seijin Dinger

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 08:27 PM

There are those who say his mech pumps not coolant, but the ice from his veins...
All we know is, he's called THE GARTH

Edited by Seijin Dinger, 27 January 2013 - 08:29 PM.


#150 borisof007

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:41 AM

Some say that he secretly wishes for the Quebec Nordiques to be a hockey team again, and that he thinks that Roberto Luongo is MVP material.

#151 Karosma

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:42 PM

Some say his Cicada has Artemis linked Er Large Lasers, and that buildings in River City disappear because he willed it. All we know is that he's called The Garth.

#152 WTChance

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:57 PM

Some say he once killed a Stalker with 35 cockpit shots with a NARC beacon. All we know is that he's called the Garth.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:07 PM

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Edited by GalaxyBluestar, 28 January 2013 - 09:10 PM.


#154 Pinky Pie

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:26 PM

Some says he create a lag shield for his cicada, and his mechs has max throttle over9000. All we know is... He's called the Garth!

#155 Forzian

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:52 PM

Some say that he has 99 problems, but a Cicada ain't one. All we know is, he's called the Garth!

#156 Helbourne

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:51 PM

Some say The Garth is lostech. :P

Edited by Helbourne, 28 January 2013 - 10:55 PM.


#157 VXJaeger

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:36 PM

Some say, that enemy ECM actually sends target info to him, and he can use small lazors for deadly indirect fire.
All we know is, he's called The Garth.

#158 Rovertoo

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 04:43 PM

Some say, that his Cicada can boat ten PPCs and still run cool. All we know is, he's called Garth.

#159 3Xtr3m3

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 11:18 PM

Some say, that as a young lad he engaged an Atlas in a staring contest.
The Atlas blinked. All we know for sure is, he's called The Garth.

You just got to love The Garth


But what is the deal with the duck?!?

#160 Hades Trooper

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:53 PM

Some say his ultra ac/5 hits harder than dual ac/20's and that his Cicada only has omni hardpoints. We all know him as the Garth!





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