the point of battletech is that nearly every major faction is a bunch of a$$holes because humans + power = a$$holes
The Clans are turbo-a$$holes at worst, patronizing weirdos at best
Jade Falcon are the ur-turbo-a$$holes, the prime case study in turbo-a$$holery
Smoke Jaguar are basically nuts and prone to warcrimes
Ghost Bear are designated not-so-bads except they basically cheat at football
Steel Viper are f**king stupid
Diamond Shark are an unholy fusion of 4chan troll, savvy salesman and youtube influencer
Hell's Horses are trying to fit square pegs into round holes constantly
Fire Mandrill because the Clans need a Marik expy I guess
Ice Hellion are the kids that were obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog. No not that one
Goliath Scorpions get stoned and wander around hallucinating I guess and it makes them l33t sniperz
Nova Cats are very in touch with the mystical nature of all things, maaaan
Blood Spirit want you to leave them the f**k alone because you are wrong and dumb so just go away
Coyote does SCIENCE
Wolverine got killed off for being too genuinely awesome and Minnesotan
Widowmaker are scheming jerks and also dead
Snow Raven are playing with air and space-naval superiority in a setting where giant robots dominate everything for REASONS.
Mongoose were so annoying they got slapped out of existence
Wolf are pretty generic golden children of the setting whenever a Clan centric plotline is in play usually, thanks Nicky Kerensky you stupid wolfaboo
They're all pretty dysfunctional (except Wolverine though dead is dysfunctional) especially after Nicholas Kerensky turned them into weird totemic Space Barbarian Hordes with space magic, eugenics, a caste system with governance that basically amounts to a fascist permanent military junta, and they're furries but not the fun ones, the ones that take it way too serious oh jeez what the heck is that Khan wearing.
Edited by a 5 year old with an Uzi, 03 July 2025 - 11:33 PM.