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[Stahlseele]

Bwahahaha, that was Awesome! ^^

[Egomane]

Fros7bite, I'll ask you again. Can you please leave your unit pictures in your unit thread and simply post ponies?

Those are definitely nice pictures and a great idea to make such a show with awesomes, but these pictures have absolutly no connection to this thread and do not belong here.

Edited by Egomane, 09 October 2012 - 04:33 PM.

[Watchit]

Yes, as funny as the image is, put it in the meme thread.

Speaking of ponies

Edited by Watchit, 10 October 2012 - 12:15 AM.

[Memo The Rat]

Mildly pony related, so it counts!

[Fuzzyhead]

just becouse!

[1ceTr0n]

Gearbox loves us bronys!

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

I humbly present another Pony Tale for your amusement.

Game Night.

Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie wrap up a long night of math tuttoring with Pinkie none the wiser for thier efforts. Twilight decides to take another tac in an effort to engage the pink mare more fully.

"Listen Pinkie, math is just another language see? Even Winona can plot the shortest course between herself and a ball thrown into the pond. It doesn't mean she can communicate effectively in Calculus, but she can use it, and she's just a dog."

Pinkie Pie's frustrated sigh told Twilight she wasn't buying it. "So I'm dummer than a dog?"

"No!" Twilight was quick to deny. "Here, let's try this! My brother gave me a Brigade of Ponytech Minis to organize for him, he just doesn't have a head for logistics and the T.O.E. for the system." she said as she slid a large leather bound volume entitled Total Warfare from the shelves.

"What is that?" Pinkie eyed the dark tome with suspicion. "Another book full of fancy mathematics? I'm done with that for today"

"It's a game! A party game!" Twilght answered pulling down three boxes and laying them out. "You build and paint these playing piecies, then move them around the board. It's like chess with cannons."

"Really?" Asked Pinkie as she began to perk up. With a start she brightened saying. "There's a game with Party Cannons?"

Relieved, Twilght forced a smile and said "You could put it that way." "Here take a look, I painted these myself."





With a little more encouragement Twilight and Pinkie have the board set up and go over the rules. Pinkie Pie brushed over that part and assured Twilight that she would remember them well enough for both of them.



Twilight thumbed through her brothers unit, the Gaijinsu, looking for a good scenario. Soon she and Pinkie were pushing thier Ponytech minis across the board. Little did Pinkie realize the extent to which she was picking up the fundamentals of probability theory and practice in the process.

As the game progressed, Pinkie twitched yelping "Grok!".

Twilight gave her a strange look as Pinkie muttered something about all of the die roles next turn getting all flaky and unreliable. As Pinkie pulled her Ponytech forces back, sure enough, Twilight found herself unsuccessfull in the fire phase.



On the subsequent turn Pinkie's ears twitched and hooves tapped as she blinked furiously. She then pushed her jump capable Ponytech minis into the heart of the fray and wreaked havoc on Twilight's armour column.

"I don't understand!" Twilight cried. "The odds of that maneuver beiing a success to that degree are 1x10 to the -27 against!" Her dismay writ large across her face.



"I don't think you understand the low order probability of some of your decisions Pinkie" Twilight began in a cautionary voice. "If you continue to push your luck..." Twilight's advice was over whelmed by her vibrating pink asailant as Pinkie cried "Charge! Discord take the hindmost!"



Twilight could only smile as she facehoofed. Pinkie senses knew more about probabilities than she did. Perhaps her next lesson would have to be taken with a round of Mare Warrior Online. She'd designed a new mech, a Dragon! 4 ERPPCs resonated well with her Unicorn sensibilities, and as for armour, well, she wasn't normally much for barding anyway.

Thank you for your time in reading through this small effort. I hope you enjoyed it and will find better fortunes than Twilight in MWO.

Respectfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 10 October 2012 - 09:30 PM.

[Scoots]

Time to get some more posts on my counter with some more or less original content.
Presenting to you:

Prince of the Federated Suns, Duke of New Avalon

Hanse "Thunder Dasher" Davion.

The other House/Faction leaders will follow soon.

Edited by Scoots, 10 October 2012 - 12:41 PM.

[Stahlseele]

@Samaritan:
*slow golf clop* good show old chap.

Edited by Stahlseele, 10 October 2012 - 01:09 PM.

[Watchit]

Scoots, on 10 October 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

The other House/Faction leaders will follow soon.

Do the FRR, do the FRR!

[Egomane]

Watchit, on 10 October 2012 - 02:43 PM, said:

Do the FRR, do the FRR!

Why did I read that in Pinkie's Voice and why do I have the feeling I know what you will write, once it has been done?

[Falling Shadow]

New here, saw this thread, MLP will survive here.

Edited by Falling Shadow, 10 October 2012 - 07:44 PM.

[CMDR Sunset Shimmer]

Howdy Falling. Just keep in mind this is the only thread really to post MLP related stuff... please keep that in mind to keep the boards clean. other than that, welcome.

[Fuzzyhead]

here have some cake couse iam eating one right now and you cant do anything about that!!!



also its a ponycake from a baker around here

[Watchit]

Bearded ponies = FRR ponies

[Scoots]

Here you go Watchit.

Elected Prince of the Free Rasalhauge Republic

Haakon "Brawny Gunner" Magnusson

Edited by Scoots, 11 October 2012 - 01:25 PM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

An Astech's work is never done. Here we find Rarity working on one of the oldest mechs known to the Ponysphere, the "P@ckie". Battletech was pony before pony was cool.



Please enjoy this Equestrian pun on the venerable Mackie.

Derpfully

Samaritan

Pony Script I can not believe the name is censored by the forum filter.

Edited by Samaritan, 11 October 2012 - 04:25 PM.

[Stahlseele]

the bar in fan made animation has been rised.

Edited by Stahlseele, 11 October 2012 - 01:53 PM.

[DashFire61]

anyone planning on starting a pony (cant say clan its confusing, guild?) yeah guild.

[DashFire61]

Stahlseele, on 11 October 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

the bar in fan made animation has been rised.

damn, that was kinda awesome