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[Sparks Murphey]

Even now, Sizzles leads a crack squad of Blakists in an attempt to re-sanctify Devlin Stone's toaster.

[XphR]

Sparks has on more than one occasion, mistaken Sizzles heavily armored hippopotami party brigade as a crack squad of Blakists. When in fact they are equipped with an array of candy floss generators, caramel apple dispensers and assorted drink emitters.

[Sizzles]

XphR got to the toaster before me. He has defiled it beyond all recovery.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles came up with an idea for a faster toaster... Unfortunately, he decided he needed to toast everything in sight.

[Sizzles]

Marine signed on with the FWL because he enjoys how they handle politics.

"When people with two different opinions start butting heads, the shoes come off, and hand grenades start to fly."

[MarineTech]

Beware House Purple Chicken.

Sizzles once taught an elephant how to bounce on a trampoline.




Unfortunately, Sizzles is sought by authorities for the 6 previous attempts where the elephant went SPLAT before he was able to perfect his teaching techniques.

[Nightmare1]

Remember that debacle about the NFL footballs being under-inflated?

Yep...that was MarineTech's doing...

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 is the one responsible for the death of the Twisted Metal, Megaman, and Descent franchises.

He is known as Nightmare1, Destroyer of Childhoods!

[DrnkJawa]

Wow, a joke thread i started almost 2 years ago is still up and running. GG guys.
StompingOnTanks ...

...has a fairy tail prince syndrom and is looking for his white steed

[Sizzles]

Upon returning to see his creation alive and wreaking havoc, Jawa merely smiled and said "atta boy," before turning around and fading back into the crowd.

[DrnkJawa]

Sizzles, on 20 September 2015 - 01:09 PM, said:

Upon returning to see his creation alive and wreaking havoc, Jawa merely smiled and said "atta boy," before turning around and fading back into the crowd.

thats actually almost correct, i went to the bar to watch basketball finals....

While searching the Periphery for Hunchback-IIC's Sizzle came across blueprints for the Imp, he dismissed it as another urbanmech fanfiction and continued searching.

[XphR]

DrnkJawa has started and abandoned many threads across countless forums, some of which have gone on to become self aware(you have been missed).

[Rattazustra]

Nobody suspected that not even XphR himself knew how to pronounce his own name.

[XphR]

Rttzstr nvr ntcd hw vrrtd vwls wr.

Rattazustra never noticed how overrated vowels were.

[MarineTech]

Xphr has the ability to make my head hurt.

[GLaDOSauR]

MarineTech has the means to make XphR's head hurt, but he doesn't use it because he is a kind-hearted and well meaning person.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR escaped the last mass extinction that wiped out the Dinosaurs by hiding in a cave and sealing the interest with duct tape. He was the first being to discover this mystic tool which saved his life; a gift, he says, from the space aliens that seeded Earth with life. He has used duct tape to extend his life and to change his looks so that he blends in with population of the most dominant species. Now he spends his days as a duct tape kingpin, holding all the patents on the substance and marketing it for exorbitant profits. This makes him very GLaD.

Edited by Nightmare1, 21 September 2015 - 09:05 AM.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1 is a connoisseur of bad jokes and puns. He has his entire house filled with those horrendously bad $2 joke books that you can only ever find at yard-sales.

Edited by GLaDOSauR, 21 September 2015 - 09:22 AM.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR, on 21 September 2015 - 09:22 AM, said:

Nightmare1 is a connoisseur of bad jokes and puns. He has his entire house filled with those horrendously bad $2 joke books that you can only ever find at yard-sales.

You, sir, are spookily accurate! Do you know me in real life? Such books constitute the majority of my "comedy and humor" section of my personal library!

One other thing that GLaDOSauR is responsible for is the "Don't Get Mad; Get Glad!" slogan for Glad Bags. Not only did he coin the slogan, but he also gave it to Glad for free in exchange for them naming their company after him. The only downside was that he did not realize at the time that Glad was a garbage-and-ziplock-bag company. He thought they were a munitions company and that all their missiles would be made with the Walmart smiley on their tips and the message, "Don't get mad, get Glad!" written on them. To this day, he still feels like he wasted a great slogan; something which troubles him and keeps him awake at nights.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1, on 21 September 2015 - 10:09 AM, said:

You, sir, are spookily accurate! Do you know me in real life? Such books constitute the majority of my "comedy and humor" section of my personal library!

A personal library? If we don't know each other in real life then we need to!

Nightmare1 is the inspiration for the movie version of Alice in Wonderland. *Shivers*