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[MarineTech]

Nightmare was once hit in the head by a gluon. It caused no lasting damage, but it did give him a vague unsettled feeling for about an hour.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech thinks that gluons are a type of Elmer's GluStick. He has repeatedly sought them out at his local Walmart to no avail.

Edited by Nightmare1, 23 September 2015 - 07:08 AM.

[MarineTech]

As a child in elementary school, Nightmare had a great affinity for nibbling out of the paste jars.

This is the reason I can't find any damned gluons in the local Walmart. He's 'et 'em all.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech compensates for his inability to find gluons by sniffing Elmer's Rubber Cement.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare let his daughter go to the aquarium once.




Once . . .

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 is compiling the world's biggest scratch'n'sniff book, having toured the world and sampled every smell he could find. His publisher wants to go to press, but Nightmare1 insists there are still new smells to be found, and has teamed up with Elon Musk to travel to Mars and sniff out brand new smells.

But really, this is about Sizzles, who beat Nightmare1 to print by releasing "999 Things You Really Don't Want to Smell", which destroyed the market for scratch'n'sniff books before Nightmare1 could even get out there.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 23 September 2015 - 06:51 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles, on 23 September 2015 - 06:48 PM, said:

Nightmare let his daughter go to the aquarium once.

I have a daughter?


Sparks was so excited to make up a Fun Fact about me that he forgot he's actually supposed to make up one about Sizzles!

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1's daughter is the one on the right.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphey, on 23 September 2015 - 06:54 PM, said:

Nightmare1's daughter is the one on the right.

Ouch!

Sparks is actually a foreign exchange student here in the U.S. on a Martian-Earth University Visa. He seeks to learn our ways so that he can return to his homeworld to educate his fellow Martians and spread the doctrine of tolerance. So far, the only two subjects he has fully mastered are beer drinking and procrastination. I quake in fear for his homeworld's wellbeing upon his return.

On the plus side, he might make it easier for us to conquer them later if we ever get the notion!

[Zack Esseth]

Nightmare1 was given a snozberry scratch and sniff by Sparks Murphy as a bribe to keep his secret.

[Sparks Murphey]

Legend says it was he who flooded the Mediterranean. With the mighty fists of his Atlas, he smashed the Wall of Gibraltar, allowing the Atlantic to flow into the valley beyond. Some say, he was the greatest terraformer of all time.

According to his mother, "Zack's gone and got my washing covered with muddy handprints again! Blasted kid!"

[Zack Esseth]

Sparks Murphy is renowned for his collection of space modulators, including the highly coveted Q-36 Space Modulator.

[Nightmare1]

Zack Esseth is actually a native inhabitant of Rith Essa. He has been in hiding for some time now since Juno is hunting him!

[XphR]

Nightmare1 once created solid nitrogen with three straws and two mason jars.

[MarineTech]

XphR, after a round of SERIOUS drinking, woke up and found he had created explosive chinchillas in his workshop.

Luckily for humanity, due to the massive quantity of alcohol he had imbibed, he can't remember how he did it.

[Nightmare1]

Unfortunately for MarineTech, he ate the chinchillas. Believe me when I say that you don't want to stand downwind of him!

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 believes the chinchilla is related to the burrito, the taco, and the fajita. Contrary to the expectations of just about everyone else, this is actually correct, though the lack of tails or enlarged ears in any of the latter three makes the connection hard to recognise.

[XphR]

Sparks also has evidence linking churros to alpaca, sea anemone and desert moss.

[Sizzles]

XphR booked the company smoke shed (yes we have one) for personal use three days in a row.

It turned out that he was seeing what flavor smokes went best with sea anemones.

The good news: he wont be forcing anyone else to taste test this "anemone jerky" any time soon, as it is largely inedible (stomping, we thank you for your sacrifice.)

The bad news: a coral reef is starting to grow in the shed . . . somehow . . .

[XphR]

Sizzles has been volunteered as the test subject for a tooth brushing replacement, experimental smoked chewing corals.