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[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR, on 21 September 2015 - 10:25 AM, said:

A personal library? If we don't know each other in real life then we need to!

GLaDOSauR, on 21 September 2015 - 10:25 AM, said:

Nightmare1 is the inspiration for the movie version of Alice in Wonderland. *Shivers*

The Tim Burton movie or the original Disney cartoon? Both are creepy.


GLaDOSauR escaped from Isla Nublar by taming the Mosasaurus left behind when Jurassic World was evacuated. He taught the mighty critter how to break out of its lagoon and then road it to freedom. When the Mosasaurus decided to dive down deep to hide from humans, GLaD built himself a raft out of duct tape and floated on it for three days and nights until he was *rescued* by a Carnival cruise ship. Sadly, that ship ran into problems and lost power, fresh water, and sanitation services. Before too long, the passengers started turning on each other. As a Dinosaur, GLaD had no problems acquiring fresh food which disappointed the passengers since he ate the largest, chunkiest, and most tender retirees first. Eventually, everyone was rescued, but tales of the "dinosaur" that "ate" passengers were dismissed as a form of psychological illness brought about by the privations. GLaD successfully blended into the crowd by using additional reams of duct tape to mask his appearance, eventually reaching land and going free.

[MarineTech]

At any given time. Nightmare1 has at least 14 screws loose.... And probably another 4 or 5 missing completely.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1 knows that the story of my murder spree on the cruise ship was greatly exaggerated. Even though I may be a malicious AI mixed with a dinosaur, I would never take a human life! I might snuff out a few demonically possessed singing flowers from time to time, but humans will always hold a special place in my aorta.


Edit: MarineTech is a super ninja who is the real reason I managed to escape that island.

Edited by GLaDOSauR, 21 September 2015 - 10:41 AM.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Edited by Nightmare1, 21 September 2015 - 12:49 PM.

[MarineTech]

GLaDOSauR, on 21 September 2015 - 08:55 AM, said:

MarineTech has the means to make XphR's head hurt, but he doesn't use it because he is a kind-hearted and well meaning person.

GlaDOSauR REALLY doesn't know me very well.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 21 September 2015 - 12:49 PM, said:

GlaDOSauR REALLY doesn't know me very well.

MarineTech forgets that he's supposed to Make Up A Fun Fact About The Person Above Him and not about the person way above him.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 has several employees in my company on his payroll specifically to distract me so he can sneak posts in front of mine making me look like I'm breaking the rules.

Curse you Nightmare!

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 21 September 2015 - 01:30 PM, said:

Nightmare1 has several employees in my company on his payroll specifically to distract me so he can sneak posts in front of mine making me look like I'm breaking the rules.

Curse you Nightmare!

It's pretty easy to bribe MarineTech's employees since most of them are minimum wage hamburger flippers. MarineTech is very proud of his McDonald's Restaurant even though it's yellow arches are homemade and McDonald's has never officially recognized it as being a part of the franchise. He's also very proud of the fact that he scored a 50 on the latest health inspection; the inspector didn't have the heart to tell him that it was out of a total score of 100 points.

Side story: I went to eat at Subway today. When I went to play and the cashier asked me for my drink preference, I noticed a roach sitting, head high and proud, on top of the drink machine. It was a bit unnerving.

Edited by Nightmare1, 21 September 2015 - 01:35 PM.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare once killed a man with the hands of his arms.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles, on 21 September 2015 - 05:28 PM, said:

Nightmare once killed a man with the hands of his arms.

Sizzles is the reason why clothing irons have tags that say, "Do not iron clothing while wearing."

Edited by Nightmare1, 21 September 2015 - 05:40 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 once knocked out a chair with a pro-wrestler.

[Zack Esseth]

Sparks Murphey got his name from accidentally bridging the positive and negative connecting wires of his mechs reactor with his body.

[Nightmare1]

Zack Esseth knows how to get ketchup out of the bottle without taking the cap off. He can also put it back into the bottle without damaging the container and with the cap still secure.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare fell out of the peanut gallery a few days ago.

[Sparks Murphey]

Sizzles mostly uses his Black Knight as a replacement for a magnifying glass when hunting ants.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 22 September 2015 - 06:24 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphy can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare is unable to blow bubbles with beef jerky. Although he has devoted a significant portion of his life finding substances to blow bubbles with, including tallow, paste, and roofing shingles.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech likes to go around shaving collie dogs so that they have a mane around their heads and a tuft of fur on their tails. He sees it as his contribution to increasing the local lion population, though no one's had the heart to tell him that it's not working.

[MarineTech]

That is a slander and a lie. It IS working!!! There's little lions everywhere now, and I've gone through 3 sets of clippers to do it.

Nightmare has mastered arms. Now he just needs to master legs, torsos, and heads.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 23 September 2015 - 06:19 AM, said:

That is a slander and a lie. It IS working!!! There's little lions everywhere now, and I've gone through 3 sets of clippers to do it.

Sadly, MarineTech has yet to discover hair clippers and continues to use fingernail clippers to shave those poor collie dogs.

Edited by Nightmare1, 23 September 2015 - 06:26 AM.