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[Nightmare1]

XphR was supposed to harvest the corals from the Great Barrier Reef but got lost on his way over there. Somehow, he ended up at Margaritaville instead, and is now hanging out there while sharing the karaoke microphone with Jimmy Buffet.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare shares the karaoke microphone with Gilbert Gottfried. Nightmare was quoted as saying "The people applaud for me a lot more when I follow him..... and throw fewer vegetables at me."

Edited by MarineTech, 01 October 2015 - 01:20 PM.

[Sizzles]

MarineTech's Orion got pantsed by a Locust. We are still trying to figure out the mechanics behind this event.

[XphR]

Sizzles likes to sing Milkshake in the shower and while the song is about shaking his jiggly bits, he is capable off making milkshakes that actually do draw people to his property. Knowing he was onto something powerful has lead him in the past to teach courses in milkshake making. Though, the price can be substantial and many people lack the integrity to see the course through to fruition despite the exorbitant tuition.

[Nightmare1]

XphR has a bizarre imagination that is so creepy, it made him the MVP at last year's Halloween Horror Nights Planning Committee.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 was unexpectedly dropped from the short list for MVP by last year's Halloween Horror Nights Planning Committee. He's still bitter, but expects that this year's even more horrifying plan will make up his lost ground, as Trump is still a candidate for President of the US.

[Son of the Flood]

When Trump wins the election (despite losing the electoral and popular vote in TX, CA, and FL, but by building a giant wall that collectively said states pay for) he will name Sparks Murphey and Nightmare1 to his cabinet.

Sparks Murphey will be named head of he education department. He will abolish standardized and all other testing and students' abilities will be determined by rolling 3d6. Test scores will be higher than in decades, but will still lag behind India and China.

Nightmare1 will be reinstated to his role as MVP of the Halloween Horror Nights Planning Committee, which it turns out was a Super PAC to get Trump elected in the first place.

[Sparks Murphey]

Son of the Flood runs a family business maintaining BattleMechs. "Flood and Son Fine Machinists (Est. 2970)" is a very exclusive business, operating on a strict "No shirt, no shoes = no service" policy. Consequently, demand for shirts and shoes that can fit a BattleMech has soared.

[Inflatable Fish]

Sparks Murphey would do just about anything to advertise his failing mech shoe making business.

[MarineTech]

In a freak cosmic coincidence, Inflatable Fish was once simultaneously bombarded by 3 tachyons, 8 quarks, 4 mesons, and a boson. He suffered no lasting effect except for a slight feeling of unease and a mildly upset stomach.

He then inflated.....

But he got better.

[Nightmare1]

After the M's'n attacked MarineTech with the Bos'n's Pipe, the poor lad's ears weren't right for days. This is due largely to MarineTech's hyper-hearing; a sometimes-superpower/sometimes-malady brought about by his parents' excessive use of dog whistles around him when he was a child.

Edited by Nightmare1, 06 October 2015 - 03:07 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles, on 30 September 2015 - 08:47 AM, said:

The good news: he wont be forcing anyone else to taste test this "anemone jerky" any time soon, as it is largely inedible (stomping, we thank you for your sacrifice.)

This is why I haven't posted in a couple weeks. I've been recovering in the hospital.

Meanwhile, Nightmare1 owns two of the world's tiniest katanas.



He uses the tiny swords to battle bugs who enter his domain. He will give one tiny katana to the bug, and pinch the other katana between his thumb and finger, and the two will sword fight. They have real blades so they cut quite nicely.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks was given some REALLY incredible drugs during his hospital stay. That's how he comes up with this stuff.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech gave Stomping those drugs. You smoke them like so:






After a few good puffs, Stomping and MarineTech were all like:







Hi there girl! You the nurse for this floor? We need help!

Edited by Nightmare1, 07 October 2015 - 08:48 AM.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare has written a new book titled "Why I Dislike Oral Hygiene."

Here's the author's picture from the book jacket.

[Son of the Flood]

MarineTech knows that Gollum rocks a beard sometimes to be incognito.

"Filthy MarineTechs, he took our pictures. We hates him.....we hates him, don't we precious!"

[Sizzles]

Son of the Flood was once a 'Mech designer on Sian. Unsurprisingly he was asked to create a 'Mech. Its parameters were as follows:

It must have a low profile. It must have firepower comparable to an Atlas, It must have a weight between 60 and 100 tons. It must be able to reach a top speed of 90kph.

A challenge! wonderful!

Then he continued reading and saw that the machines production cost must be no more than 3 million Cbills per unit.


Son of the Flood is no longer in the employ of house Liao. In fact, he is no longer in Liao controlled space.

Rumor has it that he fled to the glorious NAIS, and now researches and produces water melons and water melon accessories.

Edited by Sizzles, 09 October 2015 - 06:53 PM.

[XphR]

Sizzles once convinced a watermelon it was a Jenner, he still has scars from the hail of short range seeds that followed.

[MarineTech]

XphR is still a little bit moist from attempting to pilot that "Jenner."

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech used a vast workforce of bananas to assemble his first 'Mech. Back then, bananas were straight, but the sheer amount of lifting MarineTech required of his minions means that, even to this day, all bananas are bent, as if under a great load.