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[990Dreams]

StompingOnTanks hasn't commented on my new thread.

And StompingOnTanks doesn't own a Boom-Cicada.

And and Domonkey was way out of order.

[Arnold J Rimmer]

During a transmutation experiment, David missed his goal of creating gold, instead producing a nugget of Purest Green.

[Son of the Flood]

In the spirit of the beloved entertainers with J middle initials (specifically Michael J Fox and Mary J Blige, from whom he is the love-child), Arnold J Rimmer can often be heard belting out soulful rhymes whilst working on his DeLorean.

[Nathan Foxbane]

Son of the Flood is actually the son of the Trickle.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Nathan Foxbane is really the Trickle

[DEMAX51]

Shar Wolf roams the frozen white wasteland of Alaska wearing nothing but a jock strap and a neuro-helmet.

[Alaskan Nobody]

DEMAX51 knows the jock strap is only because of the mosquitoes.

[Sparks Murphey]

Shar Wolf invented the jock strap by accident. He was actually trying to design a new hat more fashionable than the fedora.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Sparks invented the fedora when trying to make a hat more fashionable than the Doctor's fez

[StompingOnTanks]

Using the very best in rendering technology, I have been able to create an image of what Shar Wolf looks like.

This image is 100% accurate.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Stomping "remembered" my pants

[StompingOnTanks]

Shar Wolf may talk about pants often, but he secretly owns several sets of thongs and speedos....

(Hypocrite!)

[Arnold J Rimmer]

Stomping has an emergent obsession with Shar Wolf's underwear.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Arnold J Rimmer, on 21 February 2014 - 09:23 PM, said:

Stomping has an emergent and extremely creepy obsession with Shar Wolf's underwear.

FTFY

[Sparks Murphey]

Shar Wolf is secretly the youngest son and last remaining heir of King Quaoremen the Tongue-Tied, exiled leader of the planet Ormquaurnquaque. His real name is Polasriscero Ghaserirche Etildetcer of House Nyundackeni, after his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, who invented pants.

[DEMAX51]

Sparks Murphy died in a mining accident in 1924, at the age of 14. Legend has it, he was trying to outpace a new mechanical digging device to prove that man still had value.

[Sparks Murphey]

The hand-charge gauss rifle was invented by Demax. It is capable of being fired even when a 'Mech is shut down and only requires the MechWarrior to turn the hand crank 500,000 times per shot.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock started the trend of carrying an emergency bicycle on his Cicada in case it got destroyed and he had to make his own way home. After the trend went viral, no Cicada has been seen since without a bike rack mounted on it's nose.

[GrandLocomon]

Sparks Murphey can recite pi to the 923rd decimal, and e to the 542nd, but struggles to remember phone numbers.

[StompingOnTanks]

GrandLocomon has an obsession with vintage trains and has a model train set in his basement with over 300 feet of track, looping, twisting, turning, and going upside-down Hot Wheels style. The world's top quantum physicists are still trying to figure out how the train navigates the track without falling off after six years.