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[XphR]

Sparks once used his mind power to make MarineTech yodel whilst consuming copious amounts of ice creams, the devious part was he intentionally caused him to take bites of flavors in an order that caused them to severely clash. Onlookers were stunned speechless and in horror. To this day children cry when they think their parents are even considering taking them to the ice cream parlor that "The spooky tear streaked ice screaming man visits".

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR was one of those children.

He still has flashbacks when he sees Blue Moon and Moose Tracks sitting next to each other in the freezer, and enters a hallucinogenic nightmare state where only the taste of pure french vanilla can restore his sanity once more, which is difficult since it's hard to spoon food a grown man who is flailing his limbs about screaming "NO MIKU-SAN, DON'T TAKE ME BACK TO THE BASKIN' ROBINS" at the top of his lungs.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 22 April 2015 - 06:42 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks has developed a machine that can teleported a scoop of icecream directly inside a person. After XphR was in the receiving end of the worst icecream headache ever, he is attempting to refine it to specifically target the mouth, rather than the person in general.

[Sizzles]

You know that voice in your head? The one that tells you to do the bad things? Sparks has one of those too. Only instead of telling him to do things, it tells other people to do the bad things. Because of this he has reason to suspect that it is defective.

He has sent a letter to his manufacture regarding this defect, in hopes that there will be a recall.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles has a small, irregularly shaped mole approximately 2 inches to the left of his 4th thoracic vertabra.

Also within 24 hours of this post, Sizzles is going to find himself looking in a mirror to find it, and then will wonder how I knew.

[XphR]

MarineTech is able not only to access the Plane of Mirrors but, possesses the uncanny ability to think of someone and become aware of a mirror connected to the same constellation of a mirror that person owns.

[MarineTech]

XphR frequently falls prey to Clarke's 3rd law which states "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Forget other planes XphR. I have 1 word for you.

Nanobots.

LOT'S of them.

Edited by MarineTech, 23 April 2015 - 11:29 AM.

[XphR]

MarineTech has a swarm of microscopic nanarbots at his command. For this reason he and those he deems worthy will always have extremely well balanced potassium levels.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR also has a swarm of gigabots at his command. Thank God he hasn't decided to do anything with them yet, because each one of them is actually a planet in the universe, and lord knows what would happen were he to ever use them all at once to do anything.

Like assemble a universe-sized Nyan Cat.

[CyclonerM]

StompingOnTanks has convinced PGI's forum staff to choose me as italian Volunteer Moderator.

Wheter he used legal or morally acceptable means to achieve it, well, that is still unclear

[StompingOnTanks]

CyclonerM had best watch his tongue, or he may find himself sleepin' with the fishes...

(We have an underwater-themed bedroom with an aquarium wall, night lights, and a fishy bed with a dozen undersea stuffed animals ready for those who question my authoritah.)

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks watched the Godfather Trilogy 49 times.

It has certainly left its mark on him.

[BerserX]

MarineTech is waiting for the last minute of the last day of the Battle of Tukayyid. He is actually a master programmer, and has found out how to hack his way into PGI's servers (you think PGI made all the good stuff that we've seen in MWO?). At the last second of the last minute of the last day of the Battle of Tukayyid, he is going to adjust percentage of territories gained to read 50% exactly (he must revel in the thought of watching the forums flooded with angry forumwarriors).

What he doesn't realize though, is that PGI will assume CW is OP and nerf the already broken system.

[MarineTech]

BeserX is a big proponent of the "early adopter" mindset and often sees that trait in others even when it doesn't exist.

As a SysAdmin, I learned years ago, thanks to Microsoft, to not spend a lot of effort on 1.X releases of anything. Wait until version 2.0 or until the first service pack comes out, then sink your time into it. This is the reason I waited until about 14 months ago to hop into MWO, even though I was first aware of it in 2012.

I have very little interest in CW at the moment. I played it for the first few weeks it was out, and then here and there since then. I haven't done a single drop in it during the current Tukayyid event. It's certainly a good first effort and shows significant potential, but needs some fine tuning and expansion before it's going to be where it needs to be. Once that's done, then I'll likely be spending a lot of time with it.

In the mean time though, I'm going to continue sneaking in and mucking about with hitboxes on Firestarters and Spiders. I don't play lights currently, but I love the taste of the tears they generate.

[XphR]

MarineTech once developed a technique for making thought flavored crepes. Unfortunately at the time he attempted to sell them he could not get an issue he was having with a finicky diesel engine out of the back of his head.. The resulting crepes had a strong diesel flavor with a machine oil finish and the consumers were all but sure they had been poisoned.

(Ive been dropping a few time during the day when I could and at night/early morning[Either alone of with a few friends{The results have been quite fun win or loose}]The native voip has been quite a welcome addition)

Edited by XphR, 27 April 2015 - 03:32 AM.

[MarineTech]

XphR has the uncanny ability to detect minute fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field. Unfortunately, this ability manifests as a need to urinate, so XphR spends a lot of time in the lavatory wondering why he doesn't actually have to go.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech was cooking his second batch of crepes when he posted above. If you thought diesel was bad...

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy once beat a goanna in a best of 5 falls wrestling match. They were tied 2-2 and he won the last match in a split decision thanks to the Russian judge. To this day, the goanna swears he cheated.

[XphR]

MarineTech can cosplay a Russian wrestling judge with dead on accuracy and some say he can even pull of a believable Hatsune Miku though, I think he should have stuck with Len.

[990Dreams]

XphR secretly wished he had brought his Commando to Tukayyid, but he decided he didn't want to scratch its weird awesome paintjob.

Edited by DavidHurricane, 28 April 2015 - 07:33 AM.