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[MarineTech]

Iothil holds the power to make me rethink all the nice things I said about Austrians the other day.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Marine Tech has a third arm. It's not attached to him, nor can he use it in any way. It's not even a flesh-and-blood arm- it's composed of 100% recycled compact discs. It mostly just holds up one corner of his table.

[Iothil]

Quickdraw Crobat, however, has a handy foot.

[Sparks Murphey]

Iothil invented the first, and so far only, ammo-feed design capable of conveying a 140kg AC/20 shell from the leg of a BattleMech past the hip and shoulder joints to the arm-mounted AC/20, without exposing the feed to hostile fire or requiring that the joints be immobilised. No one knows how it works, but Iothil has promised to provide an explanation one day from his private tropical paradise.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey made the horrible mistake of applying real life logic to something involving mechs.

He must be slain!

[Sparks Murphey]

Gah... brain... contorted... geometry and... physics... RUINED!

StompingOnTanks is preparing my clone for activation as I type. His prices for psychic transfer and rapid body reconstruction are high, but the extra fingers and toes are, as he points out, bonuses you can't find with any other immortality company. I'm hoping for extra eyes this time!

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey recently discovered that what he thought was a refrigerator was actually a very well-folded paper tiger.

[Nightmare1]

Quickdraw Crobat once killed an entire company of Mechs, earning himself the title of "Deathstar," with only two Gauss Rifle rounds.

...And the first one was a warning shot!

[BerserX]

Nightmare has a cameo appearance in Star Wars: A New Hope. He appears during the Death Star Trench run, and his only line is: "Stay on target. Stay on target."

[MarineTech]

BerserX also had a cameo in the Cantina scene in the original Star Wars. He had no dialogue at all.

[BerserX]

Nah, I was too cool for words. My few seconds there was all that George Lucas could afford.


MarineTech is jealous that George Lucas refused his application for the "Ugly Guy with the Death Sentence on Twelve Systems" in Star Wars: A New Hope, but begged me to cameo for 3 seconds shortly after that scene.

[MarineTech]

BerserX suffers memory loss, delusions, and confusion due to taking too many gluons to the forehead over the years. This often causes him to mistakenly identify other people.

I WAS in Star Wars. I was this guy.

Lucas had to put me in a mask because he was worried I'd outshine the actual stars of the movie. I'm like the boxer Muhammed Ali used to say. "I'm sooo soooooo prettayyyyyy!"

Edited by MarineTech, 18 May 2015 - 01:55 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech is a penguin.

[BerserX]

First off, Stomping just ruined my epic post! So, I'm going to tell about his deep, dark secret.

StompingOnTanks is afraid of his shadow. It's hilarious when you shine a flashlight at him from different angles. He screams and runs in different directions, according to where his shadow is at any given moment. To remedy this, he has a hat that has flashlights aimed downward to eliminate any shadows in his vicinity.

Second, my pose about MarineTech: **True story**

MarineTech charged George Lucas $5000 a word for an intimidating, intelligent Tusken Raider. Lucas instead decided that the Tuskens did not need any intelligible lines, which allowed him to negotiate with MarineTech for a **more reasonable** cheaper deal of $5 a word, just to say "Aa-aarr-rr, aarr, aarr, aarr!"

Edited by BerserX, 18 May 2015 - 05:06 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

BerserX cannot see the colour red. It's not that it appears differently to him; things that are red are completely invisible to him. Never, ever, accept if he offers to drive.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy is a master of mechanical improvisation and works on his own vehicles. He is quite adept at modifying them in unique ways over the years to keep them running. Because of this, George Romero sent his creative design round to see Sparks to take inspiration for the vehicles in the new Mad Max movie.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech still hasn't realised my name has an e in it.

[Iothil]

Sparks Murphey and myself are quantum-entangled, which seems to be the reason no one can get our names right ^^

[Nightmare1]

It's Iothil's fault that he and Sparks are entangled. I told him not to play Twister while moving at Warp Speeds and transporting! Did he listen? Nooo! Did he talk Sparks into doing it with him? Yes!

Now they're all tangled up in my ship's transporter room. Not sure whether this is a job for Scotty, Spock, or Bones. Shoot, it may take all of Starfleet to separate those two!

Lousy adrenaline junkies...

[Iothil]

Nightmare1, on 19 May 2015 - 05:45 AM, said:

It's Iothil's fault that he and Sparks are entangled. I told him not to play Twister while moving at Warp Speeds and transporting! Did he listen? Nooo! Did he talk Sparks into doing it with him? Yes!

Now they're all tangled up in my ship's transporter room. Not sure whether this is a job for Scotty, Spock, or Bones. Shoot, it may take all of Starfleet to separate those two!

Lousy adrenaline junkies...

What he said. I lol'd hard.

Nightmare1 was used as model for all F-Zero Characters. However, only one survived.