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[Tiamat of the Sea]

Iothil is not a palindrome. He is, however, a palanquin. Tastefully colored in shades of cream and gold.

[sycocys]

Quickdraw is the only pilot that disregards procedure and hops into his urbie without a radiation suit... or an extra roll of duct tape.

[BerserX]

Sparks Murphey, on 18 May 2015 - 08:37 PM, said:

BerserX cannot see the colour red. It's not that it appears differently to him; things that are red are completely invisible to him. Never, ever, accept if he offers to drive.

Ironically, I was just diagnosed with "Permanent Generalized Epilepsy" and am unable to drive for the next 3-4 weeks, until I have adjusted to the medication dosages.

Sycocys' urbie has "Urban" (Trashcan) Camo. His camo scheme has a banana peel splattered over the cockpit, and the AC20 is a bean can.

[MarineTech]

BerserX has the power to make me want to be a bad person and post gifs of flashing red lights.

Luckily. My iron will allows me to overcome his power and abstain from doing these things "for the lulz."

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Deputy Dan has no friends. MarineTech, on the other hand, has all the friends. And no, he's not going to lend you any.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat does not realize that MarineTech has very reasonable friend lending rates. All he needs to do is submit an application, 6 forms of ID (including a library card and letter of good character from a member of clergy) and put up sufficient collateral.

[BerserX]

@MarineTech: Actually, flashing lights don't bother me. So, nyah, nyah, nyah!

MarineTech pays his "friends" well to be his friends. This continually reminds him of how happy he is that his late uncle, the Rich Duke of Moneyville, left him a hefty inheritance.

[MarineTech]

BerserX has no friends. However, he has a huge fan following among the lemming population. This is the reason they hurl themselves to their death every year. They're trying to migrate to bask in his presence.

[Iothil]

MarineTech is the only non Canadian ever being accused of being too nice.

[eaglemaster42]

Some say that lothil appears on high value stamps in Sweden

[Sparks Murphey]

Eaglemaster42 has been a stunt double for Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Queen Elizabeth the Second. He doubled so well, even they didn't realise they weren't actually in the scenes in question. Unfortunately, neither did the casting department, who still haven't paid him.

[MarineTech]

Sparks MurphEy likes to point out when people forget superfluous vowels.

I was not forgetting the E. I was omitting it for efficiency.

[Naduk]

MarineTech's proudest moment is the day he got to ride a moose

[MarineTech]

Naduk's proudest moment is the day he almost beat a wombat in an arm wrestling contest.

He was quoted as saying "Little buggahs are strong, but I'm pretty sure he cheated."

An international blue ribbon Olympic committee has been appointed to investigate if wombats are using hax.

Edited by MarineTech, 20 May 2015 - 03:56 PM.

[Iothil]

MarineTech beat a wombat at being a wombat.

[MarineTech]

It was easy. I'm an excellent burrower.

Iothil has the means to get kummel-braten on a regular basis... And this makes me very, very, very jealous.

[Iothil]

In fact, not a fun fact, because I do

MarineTech once burrowed so deep out of boredom that he released a Balrog. For security reasons he shipped it to Moria.

*Sends Kümmelbraten telepathically*

Edited by Iothil, 21 May 2015 - 12:14 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Lothil is disappointed that he can't select "Principality of Zeon" on his faction page.

[CyclonerM]

StompingOnTanks told me he is about to ragequit because there is no House Lannister among the Great Houses of the Inner Sphere.

Oh, and he is a Lannister. That is enough to make him a bad person. Lannisters may pay their debts, but the North remembers!

[Sparks Murphey]

CyclonerM is, obviously, a member of the House of M. He intends to conquer the entire Inner Sphere for Magneto and mutantkind!