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[Tank]

The say you blow soap bubbles at Quikdraw Crobat - he eventually will get stuck in them.

[Donnerkeil666]

His name is Tank but his ride is a pink Polski Fiat.

[Tank]

Donnerkeil666, on 28 June 2015 - 10:20 AM, said:

His name is Tank but his ride is a pink Polski Fiat.

That's a real fact... do people really call him Polski Fiat?

[Inflatable Fish]

Tank, on 29 June 2015 - 08:37 AM, said:

That's a real fact... do people really call him Polski Fiat?

nothing to be ashamed of, Polski Fiat is Central Europe's classic Mustang.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

InflatableFish is also deflatable, but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want anyone to know what happens when he deflates.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat is NOT deflatable. He does, however, melt on occasion.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech plays MWO, but he also plays War Thunder.

He hopes to make a magic spell one day that will merge both games into one, creating a game with deep strategy, simulation, and customization for all vehicles and great gameplay as mechs from the year 3000 and beyond team up and do battle with Spitfires and Tiger tanks in what the Devs will call "the most historically accurate game ever made". Because Gaijin logic.

Oh, and in this game the Clans are space fascists who started WWII, with their Timber Wolves and BF109s and such.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 29 June 2015 - 03:34 PM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

If you plug one of StompingOnTanks' ears and blow air in the other, he plays 'Harder Better Faster Stronger' by Daft Punk. This is especially remarkable because he does so with no synthesizer, only the airflow through his sinuses.

[XphR]

Quickdraw Crobat likes to make people blush with his finger in their ear, it has caused him to find spontaneous talents in more than one subject.

[MarineTech]

Once, while minding his own business, XphR had a strange man run up to him, stick a finger in his left ear, and blow into his right ear. After blushing, XphR was astounded to find out that the song Frere Jacques was playing from his nose.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech is very much a child of the 60s.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 misses the gold old days of riding on horseback and challenging people to jousting duels.

Back then, he was "Sir Muscleton McMeatyson", the most buff knight the kingdom had ever or would ever see. His suit of armor had to be custom made to fit his ridiculously ripped figure, complete with metal nipples on the breastplate with diamonds in them, so they sparkled in the sunlight when he flexed before his enemies.

[Son of the Flood]

StompingOnTanks, on 01 July 2015 - 05:17 PM, said:

...complete with metal nipples on the breastplate with diamonds in them, so they sparkled in the sunlight when he flexed before his enemies.

Stomping knows this because he is the kingdom's chief armor nipplesmith. It has been said there is no finer nipplesmith in all the land than StompingOnTanks. Sir Areola Teat of Funbagston exclaims, "I've never felt freer in single combat...all those worries about losing my nipples in battle are gone...thanks StompingOnTanks!".

Edited by Son of the Flood, 01 July 2015 - 07:02 PM.

[MarineTech]

Son of the Flood spends a large amount of time exhaustively researching historical nipple protection technology.

[Iothil]

MarineTech was the head of the developmental corps in clan smoke jaguar's army. Famed inventions include: 5 gear-shift reverse mechs, suicide gauss rifles (most of them only used once so far!) and limited time, reactor-core-breach-free clan engines. Needless to say they blew up after the first hundred miles or so. The integrated "beer cooler and dispense'o'matic" for the cockpit works, however, much for the advantage of the inner sphere.

[Tank]

Iothil was the one who sold me this toys back in Periphery, also rumors say that Periphery woman took advantage of him and he left without his "bag of c-bills" next day, that's why he have his signature.

[Sparks Murphey]

You've admired them from a distance. Walking around, sporting airs, like they've earned something. You never thought you could be one of them. Think again.

Introducing

TANK!

What starts with "T" and rhymes with "ank"? That's right, a tranq! And you're going to need one, once your heart rate soars upon seeing the brand new Tank. Prepare to join the elite.

Tank comes with a carbon-hydrogen alloy chassis. STANDARD. Seventy-one different accessories are also available, ensuring your Tank is customised to your exacting needs. Advanced temporal logic ensures that Tank works between meals when you don't, even when you sleep, so you can get the full Tank experience 28 hours a day. Where do the other four hours come from? That's not a problem you have to worry about, when you have Tank. IntelliMove technology means that where others stumble, Tank glides.

For a limited time, Tank also comes with a 36-month (your time, not Tank's) or 90,000 megajoule warrantee, whatever is the largest. That's right, largest.¹

Act now! Get your TANK!

TANK!

The future is moments away!

1 Offer void if Tank has been stomped on.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 03 July 2015 - 02:07 AM.

[Tank]

Sparks Murphey capable of blending tanks, but it's a not documented feature. That's why I avoid him in those special days.

Also TRANQs... Approved.

[StompingOnTanks]

After my monthly household visit, Tank is feeling a little flat today.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks had to visit the doctor after his last monthly visit to Tanks household, in order to have a set of tracks removed that had gotten wedged in between his toes.