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[Kyll Long]

Sword_of_Light, on 05 February 2012 - 09:08 PM, said:

Not allowed to do? I'm Sword of Light. That makes no sense to me. pfft "Not allowed to do." Typical Regulars.

-Don

Very nice!

[Exilyth]

I may not...

a) number any list using arabic numerals.
b.) use a wok as a makeshift helmet.
c) convince my tech to use said wok to patch a hole in my mechs armor.
d) point at anyone while using chopsticks.
e) especially not when they're battlemech sized chopsticks.
f) smuggle sake in my mechs coolant system.
g) board a dropship named 'Katana'.
h) switch between the chinese and japanese pronounciations of certain kanji in the middle of a sentence.
i) try to sell holo-vids of Romanos mad ramblings inspiring speeches to upstanding citizens of the combine.
j) do so under the guise that they're capellan karaoke vids

Edited by Exilyth, 15 February 2012 - 03:14 PM.

[The Boneshaman]

Paint my Akuma. pink with white polka dots, red rubber shoes, big giant orange wig and a large red squeaky rubber nose.

Edited by The Boneshaman, 15 February 2012 - 04:30 PM.

[Elektrik]

The Boneshaman, on 15 February 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

Paint my Akuma. pink with white polka dots, red rubber shoes, big giant orange wig and a large red squeaky rubber nose.

...You could, but we'd all gang up and give you a mech 'blanket party'.

[Elektrik]

Longsword, on 14 February 2012 - 12:52 AM, said:

:Fire my weapons at the clearly superior House Davion Forces

...almost funny, but not quite...........waiting........................................









...nope, still not funny.

[Polymorphyne]

Not really trying to be funny You ever heard of "dad jokes"? Its kinda like that.

[Felicitatem Parco]

If I were a Kurita Loyalist, I would no longer be allowed to stuff a thousand used yakitori sticks into my SRM launcher and shout "Hwacha!"

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

Prosperity Park, on 21 February 2012 - 09:52 AM, said:

If I were a Kurita Loyalist, I would no longer be allowed to stuff a thousand used yakitori sticks into my SRM launcher and shout "Hwacha!"

But as it turns out, we can still do that.

[Elektrik]

Longsword, on 17 February 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

Not really trying to be funny You ever heard of "dad jokes"? Its kinda like that.

Congratulations then! You're a marvelous success!

[trycksh0t]

IF I were in the DCMS, I wouldn't be able to sell the holo-vid I've got of Omi and Isis Marik...

But I'm not, so....opening bids?

[qunqiyah]

paint my commander's atlas pink and place white ear muffs on it, and calling it HELLO KITTY

[Corosar]

Zerik, on 23 January 2012 - 12:58 PM, said:

53) I am no longer allowed to rig a flamer to the chest of my Dragon.

hahahaha perfect sulution mount it to the head ... DCMS would never think of that .

never bring my cash in my dragon anymore and pile it into the corner ... it wasn't much tho but having a gold coin fly up and put a crack in your windshield as you take an LRM to the face really doesn't help in a battle .. why did they have to inspect the impact of the coin on my cockpet window anyway aww well

PS i will always have the damn flamer on my dragon *whispers* somewhere

Edited by KuraiHi, 24 February 2012 - 12:47 PM.

[The Boneshaman]

The Boneshaman, on 15 February 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

Paint my Akuma. pink with white polka dots, red rubber shoes, big giant orange wig and a large red squeaky rubber nose.

Elektrik, on 16 February 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

...You could, but we'd all gang up and give you a mech 'blanket party'.

really not far from what happend
2 friends and I were playing BT. One of my friends is a big twisted metal and killer clowns from outer space fan. I had my akuma sitting by his TM3 case. I couldent help but not laugh seeing some similarities in the face. so after I copied a pic from my TRO 3067 and colored it in. my other friend who is a better painter than me (so it was more of him painting his Akuma like the pic I colored than me) we all had a laugh till my one friend wanted me to strip mine down and make a killer clown unit using the colors. only thing messed up on was it was white with pink polkadots.

[Hayashi]

I am no longer allowed to nuke the entire capital city of a planet from orbit with my Warship force. Shame, it was the only way to be sure...

Or order my artillery support to fire Arrow IV Thunderbolts into the knee actuator of ComGuard 'Mechs.

Or paint my NDA white and red, and fire an assortment of Streak Inferno SRMs and regular Streak SRM6s from it while taunting the enemy forces asking them to JOIN MY ARMY OF THE DEAD.

Or call the abovementioned attack type Kongousouha.

Or shout Amakakeru Ryuu no Hirameki every time I use my NDA's primary weapon.

Or attacking the weak point of a CRB-27 for massive damage with said primary weapon before claiming it was for the sake of reliving an ancient battle. That said, shoving my sword into a cockpit has its own secondary meaning, which need not be elaborated further.

Or drop said primary weapon on the ground tip-first while yelling BANKAI, opening the hatch and throwing pink flowers onto unsuspecting civilians below.

Or claim that the power of my blue lightning and primary weapon is the same one that surrounds us, penetrates us and binds the galaxy together, when it's clear it's the engine that's doing the work.

Or shout MASTER SPARK when firing my ERPPC.

Or shout over the comm ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US when clearing a city of its defenders.

Or remark that my aforementioned paint job on the NDA is ENCHANTMENT!

Or claiming that Teddy should learn to respect his father more.

Or use a 'Mech that is designed 10 years ahead in the future, now, for the sake of making a few jokes.

+1 cookie if anyone can get all the references there.

Edited by Hayashi, 26 February 2012 - 03:29 PM.

[Elektrik]

The Boneshaman, on 24 February 2012 - 01:18 PM, said:

really not far from what happend
2 friends and I were playing BT. One of my friends is a big twisted metal and killer clowns from outer space fan. I had my akuma sitting by his TM3 case. I couldent help but not laugh seeing some similarities in the face. so after I copied a pic from my TRO 3067 and colored it in. my other friend who is a better painter than me (so it was more of him painting his Akuma like the pic I colored than me) we all had a laugh till my one friend wanted me to strip mine down and make a killer clown unit using the colors. only thing messed up on was it was white with pink polkadots.

Oh my....

[Tezz LaCoil]

-Sing "The Numa Song" over the loudspeaker when prancing around an Atlas in a Jenner.
-Same thing, but with a Commando, for whatever reason.
-Shout "KA-MEH-HA-MEH-HA" over that same loudspeaker when preparing to alpha strike.
-Configure my Targeting Reticule to look like a pair of boobies.
-Same thing, just add "Giggity" every time I fire a laser.
-Intentionally blow the crotch out of every BattleMech I see... even after it is disabled.
-"Pop" small critters on the sidewalks and in the alleyways of an urban battlefield when bored with a small laser.
-Intentionally overheat my BattleMech's cabin so I can pop popcorn while waiting for the next order, or chance to move my scout Mech.
-Do the "Armless Truffle Shuffle" with an UrbanMech after a decisive victory.

[Anthill]

I am no longer allowed to:

=Intentionally Avoid Firing On FRR Head Sections Just Because The Blasted Beards On Their Mechs' Smell Bad After A Large Laser Hit.

= Cook Rice In My Coolant Tanks

= Replace My LBX Ammo For Ninja Stars

= Replace My Mech's Computer Voice With A Female Vocaloid.

[dcmchaos]

No longer allowed to make all arrangements for 13th Ghost Regiment reunions.....after the last incident

[Hayashi]

Anthill, on 28 February 2012 - 02:32 PM, said:

= Replace My Mech's Computer Voice With A Female Vocaloid.

I'm hoping this is a joke. Or else I might quit the DCMS.

初音ミクの 「おはようございますご主人様。」 is the only reason I get into the 'Mech every morning.

Edited by Hayashi, 29 February 2012 - 08:07 PM.

[TimberWolf5871]

- I am not Nicholas Kerenskey reincarnated and should not refer to myself as such.

- The proper way to report to my Commanding Officer is "Lt. Mansley, reporting as ordered," not, "You'll never take me alive, Davion Scum!"