Metus regem, on 03 October 2017 - 10:01 AM, said:
I've got a couple titles he could spoof:

God, I hated the original movie back when I was younger. I used to be deathly paranoid of swimming in fresh water lakes in fear of getting consumed by piranhas. Ironically I wasn't afraid of Jaws as much as the original Piranhas when I was 7.