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[Xavier]

I heard MS offers disconnected pilots up to the dropship gods........heathens!

[Hollehund]

I heard Tony is going to pull a Kansas City shuffle and move the entire unit into Clan -SM- to dodge the Russ Nerf projectiles and will fund it with the money made from FBJ's sex change donations....

[crustydog]

Pets and ponies, oh my:)

[crustydog]

New rumor is we are moving to OHIO - 'cause reasons related to size.

Special Tags will be issued.

[Stahlherz]

I heard all 350 MS members will be displayed on the new $20 bill.

[MischiefSC]

Stahlherz, on 08 May 2016 - 11:06 AM, said:

I heard all 350 MS members will be displayed on the new $20 bill.

That's because MS consists of 35 players each with 10 alts and multiboxing.

[Stahlherz]

MischiefSC, on 08 May 2016 - 01:13 PM, said:

That's because MS consists of 35 players each with 10 alts and multiboxing.

So there will be alternate $20 bills with an Admiral on it?

[Vagosei]

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Rumor has it Soaq has to be carried by MS rookies....R stands for Rookie

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[Ihasa]

ChaoticUrlond, on 06 May 2016 - 05:47 PM, said:

I hear Mercstar loses matches.

I heard some people in MS read this name as CrotchLord.

Edited by Ihasa, 08 May 2016 - 06:55 PM.

[crustydog]

Vagosei, on 08 May 2016 - 04:52 PM, said:

Rumor has it Soaq has to be carried by MS rookies....R stands for Rookie

Dropship Jesus save us from our Rookies.

This is not a fair evaluation - you know damned well we send Soak in first to spot for our Lurm boats.

[Xavier]

I heard that -MS- and NS enjoy playing matches against each other.........wwwwhhhhhaaaaaatttttttttt?

[Volts]

All I hear is that MS and NS prefer to skittle stomp.

[Crockdaddy]

Volts, on 10 May 2016 - 08:39 AM, said:

All I hear is that MS and NS prefer to skittle stomp.

Rumor confirmed, which is why when -MS- and NS meet up we all just simultaneously eject 4 times til we're done (sounds kinda hawt). That way each respect team can more quickly focus on the skittles.

[Commander A9]

There has been loose talk proclaiming that MercStar and Night's Scorn will merge to become MSNS, the premier super-unit led by Nicolai Malthus himself, demanding batchalls, overlooking them, and murdering all before them until MSNS is the only entity actually playing Faction Play.

Edited by Commander A9, 10 May 2016 - 10:40 AM.

[MischiefSC]

Crockdaddy, on 10 May 2016 - 08:59 AM, said:

Rumor confirmed, which is why when -MS- and NS meet up we all just simultaneously eject 4 times til we're done (sounds kinda hawt). That way each respect team can more quickly focus on the skittles.

I heard that neither MS or NS can eject 4 times in a single match, but they talk a big game about it in public. In reality neither group ejects more than once, maybe twice in the same match if they're watching re-runs of Baywatch.

If they actually were hardcore enough to have even gotten close they'd know you can't eject a 4th time in one match. It just doesn't work that way. They just say they can to impress the ladies.

[Crockdaddy]

MischiefSC, on 10 May 2016 - 03:31 PM, said:

I heard that neither MS or NS can eject 4 times in a single match, but they talk a big game about it in public. In reality neither group ejects more than once, maybe twice in the same match if they're watching re-runs of Baywatch.

If they actually were hardcore enough to have even gotten close they'd know you can't eject a 4th time in one match. It just doesn't work that way. They just say they can to impress the ladies.

C'mon bro. You know what its like ejecting more than twice a day past the age of 40 ... It's brutal. Rumor confirmed.

[crustydog]

Ejecting too often each day certainly leads to blurred vision, and warnings of eventual blindness if you persist.

While I cannot confirm the blindness part yet, the blurred vision does help to explain Mercstar team damage.

Rumor has it eating more carrots can help to reverse the symptoms.


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Edited by crustydog, 10 May 2016 - 10:21 PM.

[MischiefSC]

crustydog, on 10 May 2016 - 10:16 PM, said:

Ejecting too often each day certainly leads to blurred vision, and warnings of eventual blindness if you persist.

While I cannot confirm the blindness part yet, the blurred vision does help to explain Mercstar team damage.

Rumor has it eating more carrots can help to reverse the symptoms.


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Oh ****. I thought that was just the HUD bug. Now I really, really awkward for all those times I yelled 'DAMN IT PGI! AGAIN?!?' every time this has come up.

Also explains the odd look my wife gives me every time.

[Crockdaddy]

MischiefSC, on 11 May 2016 - 04:11 AM, said:

Oh ****. I thought that was just the HUD bug. Now I really, really awkward for all those times I yelled 'DAMN IT PGI! AGAIN?!?' every time this has come up.

Also explains the odd look my wife gives me every time.

Yeah ... and here I thought it was just another Paul design flaw ..er feature.

[Rushin Roulette]

I heard they are forcing everyone to use their software for operating systems (unless you have a computer with a half eaten fruit or a slightly confused penguin on the side) and that they are so evil, that a (currently) incurable nerve disease has been named after their unit tag.