*Sigh*
I can't even be excited for things on this forum anymore.
All right goombas, listen up. PGI just announced a huge balance pass coming up, top-to-bottom, flip-the-table stuff. Do you think that maybe, possibly, potentially,
they're doing this now because of the Origins pack?
I mean, let's face it. We all know what's going to happen. Origins pack announced, Clan BattleMechs are now a Thing. They were always going to be a Thing, but now they're not just some far-off future Thing, they're a concrete, here-to-stay Thing we'll be seeing a month after Fallout 4 releases.
Yes, they have customizable structure/engines.
Yes, they have more than three hardpoints.
Yes, they're going to get Clan gear nerfed to the tenth ring of the Inferno.
Frankly? I'm anticipating half-damage SRM launchers, ripple-fired Streak launchers with reduced range and (further, ludicrously) increased cycle times, cGauss inflicted with either an extra 2s cooldown or a doubled charge time, and Clan beams will all be essentially reduced to Spheroid range and damage figures, without actually taking into account the
ER in their names. Or reducing their burn times or heat. They'll likely go back to the old cUAC burst numbers, and probably double the spread figures for the cLBX guns.
And when anyone on the Clan side tries to point out the gross infairness of it all, the only thing we'll hear is "CXL! 2-SLOT DHS! 7-SLOT STRUCTURE UPGRADES! SMALLER LIGHTER GUNS! SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRUTCHBABBIES!" over and over and over again, probably mostly by JohnnyZ.
We're going to get our BattleMechs. The Jenner, especially, will be utterly breathtaking...
in theory. For the next month or so, before we see what Piranha's new balance plan is. Or, to put it another way - until we see the absolute train wreck hash they're going to make of all Clan gear so they can finally settle the forums down on that matter.
Yeah, the Jenner IIC has six missile hardpoints and seven jump jets.
As of right now, it takes the largest dump I've ever seen on the Oxide. In a couple of months, when the Oxide has six missile hardpoints and a 315 engine rating too? When they tell us what the Clan balancing efforts are going to be, and how nothing on the Clan side is ever going to get a positive quirk again while the Sphere side keeps maintaining their 50% Supermech quirks?
The Jenner IIC is going to need every single one of those six racks just to avoid being completely irrelevant. Watch it happen. I'll betcha.
So until then, can we please show just a little bit of excitement for the awesome new toys we'll never actually get to play with? The Highlander still looks boss as hell, and my
God that Jenner would be
incredible if it released tomorrow. Just utterly incredible.
Edited by 1453 R, 29 June 2015 - 05:01 PM.