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#61 Gunnarr

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 05:31 PM

Motion carried.

#62 Kazaashi Uri

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 12:10 PM

--Modify my LRMs to sport horns
--Brew extremely high proof mead to use for flamer fuel and victory toasts
--Change my mechs controls and HUD to hot Scandinavian women.

#63 Kylarus

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:25 PM

-Weld Dragonheads to all our jumpships and dropships
-Regularly raid local non-FRR planets, then return in a year to trade. Said trading run turns into raiding when not given prices wanted (cheap or free)
-Start a moshpit with a lance of heavies or assaults
-Beat down Steiner with said moshpit.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:41 PM

-Blast Burzum in my mech as I run the enemy.

#65 Fiaura The Tank Girl

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 09:48 AM

-Use the call Sign "Valkyrie" so everyone is afraid to tell me to go in the kitchen and make a sandwich, else I Axe them an Answer to where Valhalla is
-Have a printer inside my ammo loader so every single bullet I fire has my target's name on it, so I can say "This belongs to you!"
-Replace all my lasers, PPCs, and non ammo flamers with Ballistics, toss out heat sinks, watch explosions
-Playing Ride of the Valkyries on Swedish Death Metal Music over every Radio Frequency

#66 990Dreams

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 10:05 AM

-Blow everything up.
-Step on little Mechs as if they were a fly.
-Pilot an Atlas

#67 Jack Gallows

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:57 PM

View Postnatalia uchevnikov, on 03 April 2012 - 09:48 AM, said:

-Use the call Sign "Valkyrie" so everyone is afraid to tell me to go in the kitchen and make a sandwich, else I Axe them an Answer to where Valhalla is


When I read this, I could only think of...

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And, I know I'm not a member of the FFR but...

~commit the single most heroic act of the Battletech canon, and fly my aerospace into the command deck of a Clan warship.

Edited by Jack Gallows, 03 April 2012 - 09:13 PM.


#68 Dihm

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:24 AM

-Be welcoming to friendly outsiders

#69 Orcinus

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:04 AM

-Be unwelcoming to unfriendly outsiders

#70 Trevnor

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:23 AM

-Challenge all mercs that stop by my homeworld to a drinking contest. If they fail, they must attempt a dance to a 2 minute song in their mechs. If they fail that, they must pay me homage. If they win at either the drinking contest, or the dance, they are fine by me, and get ceremonial horn decals for their neruo helmet that must be applied.

#71 Orcinus

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:59 PM

View PostLt Trevnor, on 04 April 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:

If they fail that, they must pay me homage.

Any clarification as to what this "homage" would consist of?

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:16 PM

WWWOOOAAAHHHH!!! How could I miss this??? THIS IS THE GREATEST THEAD EVER!!!!! *LOL* Tomorrow I will join here!!!

#73 Michael Rosario

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 01:24 AM

- Forget that I was once a part of the Draconis Combine (or at least pretend to)

- Forget that my "Nation" did not actually win independence, but was rather given it in a fit of generosity (and a few bribes by ComStar) by the Combine and, later, the Lyrans.

- Not realize that my "Nation" is about to get face rolled by a bunch of stupid clanners.

(I'm sorry, but since several FRRers invaded the DCMS thread of a similar (or rather, reverse) nature, I figured turnabout is fair play)

#74 Leitwolf

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 02:43 AM

View PostMichael Rosario, on 05 April 2012 - 01:24 AM, said:

- Forget that I was once a part of the Draconis Combine (or at least pretend to)

- Forget that my "Nation" did not actually win independence, but was rather given it in a fit of generosity (and a few bribes by ComStar) by the Combine and, later, the Lyrans.

- Not realize that my "Nation" is about to get face rolled by a bunch of stupid clanners.

(I'm sorry, but since several FRRers invaded the DCMS thread of a similar (or rather, reverse) nature, I figured turnabout is fair play)


MY AXE!!! MY AXE!!! WHERE IS MY AXE!!!!!
KNAAARK OVER YOU, SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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AAAHHH... For this I made this Picture !!! :blink:

AND I will never forget, what the Dragon has done to our people!!! :D :)

Edited by Leitwolf, 05 April 2012 - 03:02 AM.


#75 Trevnor

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:23 AM

View PostOrcinus, on 04 April 2012 - 01:59 PM, said:

Any clarification as to what this "homage" would consist of?

Four kegs worth of mead, barring that, I will sack and pillage their hometown!

#76 Jack Gallows

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:07 AM

View PostMichael Rosario, on 05 April 2012 - 01:24 AM, said:

- Not realize that my "Nation" is about to get face rolled by a bunch of stupid clanners.


Second thing I want to do in MW:O, rally everyone to keep the clanners from taking almost ANY worlds in their initial invasion, so much so that FRR doesn't lose any/many worlds to the Ghost Bears :mellow:

#77 Kylarus

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 08:37 AM

View PostJack Gallows, on 05 April 2012 - 06:07 AM, said:


Second thing I want to do in MW:O, rally everyone to keep the clanners from taking almost ANY worlds in their initial invasion, so much so that FRR doesn't lose any/many worlds to the Ghost Bears :mellow:

I always thought Space Vikings getting pillaged by Deep Space Vikings had a poetic justice to it. Doesn't mean I'm going to fight the Deep Space Vikings any less, just means I'm going to laugh a lot while doing so.

#78 Michael Rosario

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:49 AM

View PostLeitwolf, on 05 April 2012 - 02:43 AM, said:

AND I will never forget, what the Dragon has done to our people!!!


What? Outright give you your independence? Protect you from it's own people, when they went rogue and tried to attack you again? You do realize that at this moment in time, your leaders and military are not hostile to us, but rather in a state of neutrality, right?

#79 Dihm

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:02 AM

Shhhhhh, quiet, smell this rag, does it smell funny to you?

#80 KillBox

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:07 AM

Smells like some sort of Strawberry... Michael? :mellow:





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