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#841 Supremacist

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

what is that? chain mail lab coat?

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:48 PM

View Postfil5000, on 26 January 2013 - 02:19 PM, said:

Hey guys, is this the best song from 1999?


Mr. Fil-Five-Thousand:

Clearly this is the best song of 1999. If you recall, it features my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Spiderbot. (I may be a little biased.)



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#843 Shan Revan

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 08:09 PM

Fil5000, earlier you mentioned that there was a medicine for the yawning condition that had side-effects mirroring those of the shirt/pant confusion condition. Could you not swap between conditions based on when you take your medicine? Obviously you could not have both conditions at the same time.

additionally, are there any crackpot alternative medicine treatments? It's reasonable to assume that it will in some way be endangering myself and possibly others though this treatment in numerous ways, but will it actually provide any relief?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:51 AM

View Postfil5000, on 26 January 2013 - 02:19 PM, said:

Hey guys, is this the best song from 1999?



EDIT: NO BECAUSE IT'S FROM 1998

1999 whatever. Try 1989


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:54 AM

Lotta Youtubes in this thead I'm not gonna click

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:12 PM

Youtube posts are low effort posts

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:16 PM

View PostxXSadisticXx, on 27 January 2013 - 12:51 AM, said:

1999 whatever. Try 1989


I counter your year AGAIN With 1999.


#848 Reverend

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:25 PM

Unfortunately though, according to billboard the #1 hit of 1999 was this abomination.


#10? Freaking Ricky Martin? God I changed my mind... 1999 sucked.. OH WAIT ITS BEEN SAVED BY!


Nope 1999 sucked...

Edited by Reverend, 27 January 2013 - 12:28 PM.


#849 fil5000

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 12:26 PM

Yeah, thanks autotune.

#850 Ryvucz

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

I hear Goon Swarm lost 650 billion ISK worth of ships due to piloting error.

Is this true?

#851 Silent

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:02 PM

Probably.

Goons suck at video games.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:04 PM

For those who want to know: http://themittani.co...ver-cobalt-moon

Visit the only quality source of Eve Intel brought to you by Goons. Goons ruin everything.

#853 Supremacist

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

View PostRyvucz, on 27 January 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

I hear Goon Swarm lost 650 billion ISK worth of ships due to piloting error.

Is this true?


This is done to increase difficulty settings.
Doesnt work though, we still win.

#854 Two Beans

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 03:09 PM

View PostRyvucz, on 27 January 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

I hear Goon Swarm lost 650 billion ISK worth of ships due to piloting error.

Is this true?


I don't play Eve.

#855 Mike Forst

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 03:36 PM

Is Eve a video game?

#856 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:06 PM

I hear it's the world's best spreadsheet simulator.

#857 Mike Forst

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:17 PM

That doesn't sound like something I'd want to play although I am pretty good with spreadsheets

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:43 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 27 January 2013 - 04:17 PM, said:

That doesn't sound like something I'd want to play although I am pretty good with spreadsheets

will you do my taxes?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:25 PM

View PostTwo Beans, on 26 January 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

the best song of 1999 is:

I see your 1999, raise you 1991



... wait a minute...

Edited by GaussDragon, 27 January 2013 - 06:25 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:15 PM

View PostSupremacist, on 26 January 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

what is that? chain mail lab coat?

crochete mail. its like a pin cushion, only better.



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