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[IraqiWalker]

783. Bidets are los-tech. Only those guys at FWL can make them, and not even they know how those magic hoses work. They just flick the switch on the manufacturing plant, and pick what comes out the other side.

[KuroNyra]

CyclonerM, on 31 July 2014 - 03:03 PM, said:

779. Never, i say again, NEVER, ask how to get MW4: Mercs for free.

Ho do you get MW4: Merc for free?

784: Don't try to fight on hand to hand combat an Atlas with your Dire Wolf. Unless you want to know why the Steiner Scout Lance are so feared.

[StompingOnTanks]

785. Any who post advice that is actually useful in-game shall be court martialed from this point forward!
786. Installing MWO on your BattleMech's main operating computer is not only a dangerous waste of operating power and memory, it is also extremely redundant.

[CyclonerM]

777.You can find anything on the Net.
778.Never say something like tip 777, or you will find a warning on your account from Egomane as christmas gift.

[KuroNyra]

779. When in a Timber Wolf. Don't tell on the chat your mech is named Moon Moon
http://knowyourmeme....memes/moon-moon

[StompingOnTanks]

CyclonerM, on 02 August 2014 - 02:39 PM, said:

777.You can find anything on the Net.
778.Never say something like tip 777, or you will find a warning on your account from Egomane as christmas gift.

780. It should be noted that CyclonerM has the ability to magically reset which rule number we are on.

(Apparently. )

[IraqiWalker]

StompingOnTanks, on 02 August 2014 - 05:59 PM, said:

780. It should be noted that CyclonerM has the ability to magically reset which rule number we are on.

(Apparently. )

It's time-y wime-y stuff. Don't ask.

791. Court martials in stompington base are conducted with the application of a chip'n'Dale's dancer+Bozo the clown. Strapped to a hot LB-5X round. The rest is.... Well, just don't get court martialed.

[CyclonerM]

792. Time warps used to reset the rule numbers are not subject of the advanced physics courses in any FedCom military academy. Thus, you are encouraged not to ask about them.

[StompingOnTanks]

793. All male personnell at Stompington Command Base, please watch what you say around the female mech pilots. While we are aware how much you "appreciate the functionality" of the latest model of black skin-tight coolant suits, be aware YOU are getting them next month. >_>

794. Whoever shipped in the female coolant suits a month early, good job.

[Big Tin Man]

795. And whoever told the designer of the new coolant suit to put a 'vintage' 3 wolf moon design with Timber Wolfs on the CO's vest isn't going to be subject to disciplinary actions, it is just going to be worn by them on any future shore-leave. For the next 50 years.

[Tustle]

796. Rookies, please be advised: if Private Kann Tinnoken [the 'Tank Man'] mentions going out for Chinese while off duty, that isn't a euphemism for anything. He just likes General Tso's chicken with pork fried rice. A lot.
(F#$&ing love the General Tso at my local Great Wall.)

797. It was recorded long ago that pets increase one's life expectancy. All the same, please leave them at home and stop bringing them to the barracks.

797 b. Especially if they are 'ninja' pets, such as tarantulas, scorpions, and mosquitoes carrying the dengue fever. Just...leave them at home.

798. The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries (incomplete) applies here. A lot.

798 b. Yes, this is just tip 162 re-covered. We still want you to read it again.

(Sorry Nathan!)

Edited by Tank Man, 25 September 2014 - 06:28 PM.

[Linksdx]

SnagaDance, on 27 June 2014 - 01:46 PM, said:

769. All mechwarriors piloting a mech containing a Command Console, we need you to remove those beer fridges, holo-vid sets and snack cabinets from your mechs and put those Command Consoles back in. The techs say they've almost got them working now.

StompingOnTanks, on 03 August 2014 - 05:53 AM, said:

793. All male personnell at Stompington Command Base, please watch what you say around the female mech pilots. While we are aware how much you "appreciate the functionality" of the latest model of black skin-tight coolant suits, be aware YOU are getting them next month. >_>

you mean there useful? .....in a group helping way or a me myself and i way

and stomping i can truthfully tell you as a merc you do not have enough creds to pay me to wear that damn suit. and no not even a first edition FF 7 will work

799. catnip dose not work on a madcat dont try it you will regret it
799.1. going here kitty kitty kitty will also end badly just ask *redacted*

Edited by Linksdx, 06 August 2014 - 10:26 PM.

[Lily from animove]

Domoneky, on 05 February 2014 - 01:29 PM, said:

106. Do not tell your female tech chief that you wish to "Load your Mechs in her DropShip". Tis Silly.

Those female techs aren't ladies, They are the tough girls, you miss a good load of chances to laod with one of the badass ones of them

Just be careful with all your personal SRM ammo, otherwise the follwing charging fees caused by her dropship may ruin you.

Edited by Lily from animove, 06 August 2014 - 03:56 AM.

[Sparks Murphey]

800. Waxing and polishing the floor of the mechbay shows pride in your unit. It's also really, really dangerous. Have you seen 100 tons of warmachine windmilling its arms to try to regain balance? It's not pretty. Don't do it.

[wanderer]

Sparks Murphey, on 09 August 2014 - 12:59 AM, said:

800. Waxing and polishing the floor of the mechbay shows pride in your unit. It's also really, really dangerous. Have you seen 100 tons of warmachine windmilling its arms to try to regain balance? It's not pretty. Don't do it.

801. Using the industrial-sized tubs of lard for practical 'Mechbay jokes for this was only funny ONCE. Painting it on the heatsinks so the L-T's 'Mech smells like fried chicken after a run at the firing range is always funny. You still get to scrape them clean with a toothbrush, however.

[990Dreams]

802. It is not appropriate to paint your commando like a human.

[wanderer]

DavidHurricane, on 09 August 2014 - 02:46 PM, said:

802. It is not appropriate to paint your commando like a human.

803. It is also inappropriate to use body paint to match your Commando and claim it's being in uniform.

[wanderer]

803a. We will never mention Captain Nopants and his "wacky Mackie" cosplay with the wang-cannons ever again other than in this rule. Nor attempt to imitate it. It was tough enough paying off ComStar not to Interdict the unit the FIRST time he sent those photos out over the HPGnet.

[Alaskan Nobody]

IraqiWalker, on 19 July 2014 - 06:27 AM, said:

I'm blaming Shar

[IraqiWalker]

Shar Wolf, on 14 August 2014 - 05:22 PM, said:

Hey you're the one that always had fresh supplies of those posters everywhere.