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[dcmchaos]

TimberWolf5871, on 29 February 2012 - 08:02 PM, said:

"You'll never take me alive, Davion Scum!"

Call me crazy....but I don't see the issue here....

[Charles Martel]

1. Not allowed to play the Macross soundtrack over open coms and external speakers during battle.
1a. Not even if I'm piloting a Stinger LAM

2. Not allowed to repeatedly alpha strike my entire missile payload and blame it on those Scott Bernard training videos.


3. Not allowed to call my mech "Big-O"
3a. Or Giant Robo
3b. Or any other pop-culture giant robot name.

4. Not allowed to quote the "70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries" during briefings.

5. Not allowed to dedicate kills of Davion and Steiner mechs to Omi Kurita over open coms.

6. Not allowed to taunt opponents with broken english like a bad movie dub.

7. Not allowed to punish Davion and/or Steiner mechs in the name of the moon.

[Pvt Dancer]

As communications Officer of my lance, I am not allowed to use Engrish.com as the lance's official translation site.

Edited by Pvt Dancer, 04 March 2012 - 05:49 AM.

[Redbear6]

Charles Martel, on 04 March 2012 - 05:06 AM, said:

4. Not allowed to quote the "70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries" during briefings.

Not even when it is actually pertinent?
C'mon, that trailer screamed "Maxim 11"

[GDL Rahsan]

Redbear6, on 04 March 2012 - 05:56 AM, said:

Not even when it is actually pertinent?
C'mon, that trailer screamed "Maxim 11"

Well that's true actually, since Maxin 11 is "Everything is Air-dropable at least once." and an ATLAS can be dropped more then that I bet.

[GDL Logi]

purchasing in a draco pub everyone a famous davion drink and dedicating this round to theodore kurita... no just not good -.-

[EmyLightsaber]

2000 Things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG has some good ones.

http://theglen.livej....com/16735.html

[GDL Rahsan]

Yes the defining list of Not allowed to do list had good ones, but the problem is most of them are not related to what House Kurita think about or even care about so lets stick with MechWarriors making up their own special list, technically let House Kurita do it but you get the idea.

[Arnold Carns]

DocBach, on 21 November 2011 - 08:10 PM, said:

I'd get bored and send messages to random units across the country asking them "A/S/L"

Forgive a foreigner, but I really couldn't get the pointe. What does this "A/S/L" mean exactly?

[Charles Martel]

Redbear6, on 04 March 2012 - 05:56 AM, said:

Not even when it is actually pertinent?
C'mon, that trailer screamed "Maxim 11"

True. Funny thing in a game of MW4 once. Nailed a Mad Cat with an alpha strike of four SSRM-6 launchers and the guy said "Think that's a bit of overkill?" To which the obvious reply......

"There is no such thing as overkill. There are only "open fire" and "I need to reload"."

[Devorak]

I am no longer allowed to use my Uller for dog walking...

[Captain Red Shirt]

I am no longer allowed to play Eye of the Tiger over my speakers. Especially because we need epic combat music.

I am no longer allowed to take my superior's mech out for a night on the town.

I am no longer allowed in my mech after 6pm. Even if we've got an advantage on an attack. ESPECIALLY if we're under attack.

No longer allowed to be in charge of the armory, last time that happened the live-fire and training rounds were mixed up. Long story short a missile was used for melee, but only after my Gause rifle shattered on a MadCat.

Not allowed to attempt to form Voltron from 5 MadCats.

I am, in fact, NOT the best around, and my lance mates will have another legitimate reason to keep me down.

I am not allowed to name any weapon on my mech "The Desu Cannon", even if they make a cannon and name it such I shall refrain from calling it so

I by all means shall not reproduce the movie "Top Gun", especially if I don't tell anyone else such.

Nor the final fights from any of the Karate Kid movies.

Not allowed to pimp my ride (feel free to expand on this if you can think of something funny)

Not allowed to talk about the secret mech project code-named Candle Jack....

I am no longer allowed to "randomly" call one or more of my lance mates "red shirt" or "ensign" or any other language equivalent based on who I think will kick the bucket that mission. Especially if it is my direct superior. Especially if I make it come true.

Edited by Captain Red Shirt, 05 March 2012 - 06:48 PM.

[Charles Martel]

Not allowed to yell "WOLVERINES!" over my mech's external speaker when facing clanners.

[Hayashi]

^ I debate that. There's nothing better than to claim you're fighting for the glory of Clan Wolverine.

[Tarmok II]

Not allowed to call my mech fukushima after my reactor was blown up once.

Edited by Tarmok_II, 06 March 2012 - 01:43 AM.

[Gunmage]

I'm not allowed to get paid or even stay alive. I'm no Wolf, Takashi, Y U NO LIKE ME ?!

[Michael Rosario]

I am not allowed to ask my superior officer if Katherine Steiner-Davion is an appropriate date for the group cook-out...

[Devorak]

Captain Red Shirt, on 05 March 2012 - 05:43 PM, said:

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Not allowed to pimp my ride (feel free to expand on this if you can think of something funny)

To that end, I am no longer allowed to paint my Uzile with flame decals and walk into battle blasting "Low Rider."

Edited by Devorak, 06 March 2012 - 05:11 AM.

[Captain Red Shirt]

208. I am no longer allowed to play leapfrog with the mechs anymore, especially in combat, especially using all my weapons in place of jump jets.

(208 should be the right count for this list)

[Charles Martel]

209. I'm no longer allowed to call my mech Bun-Bun.
209a. Even if it does have a knife or sword.