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#121 Captain Fabulous

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:41 AM

Rejoin house Kurita.

Just kidding. The only reason I'm still with Kurita is because I want my Jenner.

#122 Elkfur

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:47 AM

View PostArticus, on 16 February 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

-paint my ammuniton in various colours, so when i nail a clanner with my autocannons,i can yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
-run up to and kick a mech in the groin for no better reason than it amuses me.
-replace my coolant with mead.
-repeatedly stamp upon the light mechs untill its flat. then use it as a shield.

View PostDamon Howe, on 16 February 2012 - 04:05 PM, said:


-Fight the clans while bearing a clan sig. Posted Image

CSR for life!


But in MW:O There are no clans yet right? :lol:

#123 Big Iron

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:51 AM

Drive off enemies using nothing but a plate of lutefisk.

#124 RangerRob

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:52 AM

Get torn apart by...
http://www.sarna.net.../93/Grendel.jpg

Unless my name is...
http://www.sarna.net...Beowulf.jpg.png

Edited by RangerRob, 08 June 2012 - 09:53 AM.


#125 Ori Klein

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:39 PM

To line your borders with a makeshift fence rigged of polearms with the skulls of your defeated enemies stabbed onto.

#126 Hakija

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 05:33 PM

View PostBig Iron, on 08 June 2012 - 09:51 AM, said:

Drive off enemies using nothing but a plate of lutefisk.

careful, you might drive off your friends too

#127 rilianv

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

View PostOri Klein, on 08 June 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

To line your borders with a makeshift fence rigged of polearms with the skulls of your defeated enemies stabbed onto.



to do this, you would have to have defeated some enemies. and everyone knows FRR couldnt win a fight without the DCMS or Comstar interfering on their behalf

#128 Haakon Valravn

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:35 PM

View PostHakiyah, on 08 June 2012 - 05:33 PM, said:

careful, you might drive off your friends too


Friends get lefse and loved ones get krumkake. Only our enemies will be dishonored with the vile substance known as lutefisk.

#129 rilianv

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:40 PM

sell all of the regiments ammo supplies on the black market to buy all the mead you can get

#130 Watchit

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 01:03 AM

View Postrilianv, on 08 June 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

sell all of the regiments ammo supplies on the black market to buy all the mead you can get

Quoted for truth.

#131 Zedera

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 01:21 AM

- Join the Federated Suns
- Shamelessly post in this thread with the Federated Suns icon next to my username
- Realize how great the people in the small FRR actually are
- Seriously consider defecting
- Then ponder what I'm going to do with all my spare autocannons...

#132 Ogryn

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 06:05 AM

Y'know? They make something called a 'bustache' on Terra. So take a few of those and... nevermind, skin a couple angora goats and use those instead. I want to climb a goathair ladder into my cockpit. I want to throw a set of giant metal horns on my mechs head, and headbutt things to death through charging.

And mead? How about I meet you halfway and go for 12% imperial stouts. And drunk. Very drunk. Maybe make a goatlauncher.

#133 Rodney28021

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 07:34 AM

View PostCaptain Fabulous, on 08 June 2012 - 09:41 AM, said:

Rejoin house Kurita.

Just kidding. The only reason I'm still with Kurita is because I want my Jenner.

I am sure FRR has plenty of Jenners and Dragons left over from the separation.

#134 rilianv

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 02:37 PM

i'm allowed to strip my atlas of all its weapons and all but the most necessary heat sinks. and replace them with containers of mead and reinforce the armor. thus giving the regiment a well fortified mobile mead barrel.

$10 a mug. $50 if in middle of fight.$100 if the battle is lost. No mead if Loss is to an inner sphere force

#135 Ori Klein

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:25 AM

View Postrilianv, on 08 June 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

to do this, you would have to have defeated some enemies. and everyone knows FRR couldnt win a fight without the DCMS or Comstar interfering on their behalf

I'll have yours be he first in my attire.

#136 rilianv

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:56 PM

I am allowed to make my atlas look like a bear with claws and all.
a. It cant look like pedobear
b. it can wear a tie like Yogi

#137 Ramien

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:31 PM

I am allowed to replace my Catapult's LRMs with SRK's - Short Range Keg dispensers. I am not allowed to bring that 'Mech into actual battle unless it's to celebrate the victory, though.

#138 Watchit

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 06:35 AM

View PostRamien, on 12 June 2012 - 09:31 PM, said:

I am allowed to replace my Catapult's LRMs with SRK's - Short Range Keg dispensers. I will always bring that 'Mech into actual battle especially if it's to celebrate the victory.

FTFY

#139 Ramien

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 07:22 AM

View PostWatchit, on 14 June 2012 - 06:35 AM, said:

FTFY

I considered that, but I have a tendency to fire all my weapons if I see an enemy 'Mech get too close. Those Atlases have hands, and they might take the mead!

#140 rilianv

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:11 AM

View PostRamien, on 12 June 2012 - 09:31 PM, said:

I am allowed to replace my Catapult's LRMs with SRK's - Short Range Keg dispensers. I am not allowed to bring that 'Mech into actual battle unless it's to celebrate the victory, though.



I like my Atlas Mobile Mead Tank better. can hold more mead





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